Writer. Professional kitchen sink thrower. Repped by AAO Entertainment. https://xitter.cf/t.co/jo21qzN4xB

Joined December 2011
Happy national black cat day everyone 🖤
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“Goodnight, baby. Tomorrow we’re going to Lowe’s”
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My steps are almost done. It’s called the broken elbow stairs (I hurt my elbow building them)
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He was someone’s pet, and having a tiger as a pet isn’t a real good idea
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These are the most pathetic pleas for campaign money I’ve ever seen
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RIP Dallas There’s always actors who never made it big, but were one of those performers who you think of as a great actor. They’re part of your childhood, and your love of film. Someone whose name on a film would make you check it out. That was Tom Skerritt
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