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She’s about to turn your ass into a damn house plant
BREAKING: Acne Studios taps former Balenciaga artistic director Martina Tiefenthaler as Creative Director
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Happy national black cat day everyone 🖤
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“Goodnight, baby. Tomorrow we’re going to Lowe’s”
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William Keaton retweeted
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My steps are almost done. It’s called the broken elbow stairs (I hurt my elbow building them)
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His name is Skeeter and he also made a nuclear reactor in his backyard from his meemaws old refrigerator
La Norteamérica profunda tiene buenos ingenieros.
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William Keaton retweeted
The problems facing Helm's Deep are not about race or religion. They're much harder to fix, guys.
Donald Trump’s diagnosis of the protests is plain wrong. The problems facing Europe’s liberals are not about race or religion—and are much harder to fix economist.com/leaders/2026/1…
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Anarchists sure do have a lot of rules
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Wikipedia is going under because of its editors
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The worst kind of people are fat vegans
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He was someone’s pet, and having a tiger as a pet isn’t a real good idea
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These are the most pathetic pleas for campaign money I’ve ever seen
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Replying to @SumDumHoe
He was born and cut straight to middle-age
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Replying to @SumDumHoe
She needs to conjure a spell to change the batteries in her smoke detector
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Replying to @SumDumHoe
She’s Canadian, the worst she can do is make sure you never have good maple syrup again
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The ancient Chinese monk did not think he’d be reincarnated like this
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