Chief cat wrangler / Coffee connoisseur / Horror Enthusiast https://xitter.cf/t.co/X6bw0W4VvG

Joined April 2023
Women deserve to exist without fear from men. Full stop. Safety shouldn鈥檛 come with conditions.
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Twitter is basically Love is Blind for degenerates.
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*Brings a Canada Goose to a gun fight*
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breakfast sandwiches are the closest you get to god
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I鈥檇 mix my signals with yours babe.
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My spirit animal is a feral raccoon. I'll probably bite if we don't know each other and you touch me.
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Cr慰wded places are weird. I thought I was petting my cat's belly and as it turns out it was some guy's hair
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Never let a good existential crisis go to waste.
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Hey girl are you surprised to see me, or is that how you drew your eyebrows on
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plans for today: hate economy, drink coffee
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Real men build LEGO and eat pussy.
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Be yourself unless you suck then be someone else
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It's exhausting being so fucking fabulous 馃拝
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Golden hour said follow me, so I did
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Subtle reminder: You're never too old, and its not too late
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My weekends need weekends.
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Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot
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A chilly morning at the beach is a great way to jump-start the day.
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If you find yourself irritated by every little thing others say or do, you may want to change your meds.
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Why walk when you can skip?
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Kelly Clarkson just came to my house and demanded to buy one of my kids
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