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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Three points in the #SubwayPlayersCup! 📈
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wdym you dressed up as 90s aura farming Del Piero for Halloween?
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Brighton on the bench 🤦🏻‍♀️
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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Everton striker Thierno Barry's home was BURGLED while he was playing in his team's Carabao Cup victory against Newcastle! The 24-year-old was on the pitch scoring in Everton's 3-1 win when thieves broke into the home he shares with his girlfriend Charlene and their ONE-YEAR-OLD daughter. His partner described the incident as an “extremely distressing and violating experience” and has offered a FINANCIAL REWARD for information that helps identify those responsible. Just ONE MONTH earlier, Charlene had shared a TikTok video showing their collection of expensive designer handbags inside their walk-in wardrobe. — Daily Mail
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On the bright side, Barry is in my dream team. You're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you?
Barry makes it three. [3-0] 69'
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Not in a gatekeep-y way (I hope) but Sam Fender tickets at SJP should be for people that live in the region. I’m trying for that gig because it’s the most geographically convenient 😭
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but people from down south will be trying for tickets just because Sam Fender is a Geordie and they can wear, what I’ve heard them refer to as, their “Sam Fender merch” (Newcastle shirts) 🙄
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Thank GOD Murphy thought better of taking that shot 😮‍💨
HARVEY BARNES MAKES IT TWO 🏹
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How much money he had to shell out to that super agent is probably just salt in the wound, as well. 😢
Bruno Guimaraes on leaving NUFC: "I lost many, many nights of sleep because it was difficult for me, for my family. "I never felt so loved like the way I was at Newcastle. I hope I can have the same love here at Arsenal, the connection I had was unbelievable."
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Palace away on Sunday. 👊
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Signed, sealed, delivered ✍️ 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣9️⃣
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Decided to let fate pick for me. It landed on ‘bus’ 4 spins in a row. Guess where I’m going? 😂😭
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Your Mags to take on Aston Villa 👊
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Get Tripps on. Just want to see my boy, again. 🥹
All square at the break ⏱️
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Why do all pundits have 2 inch platform trainers? 🤔😭
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Finally, I’m not bothered by something that the club’s changed, as I think it’s a shit song to begin with. Success! Maybe? 🤔
This is The Blaydon Races.   Today we are proud to officially release a new recording of our city’s iconic anthem - bringing together supporters, local musicians and regional music experts to ensure the cherished song continues to unite future generations of fans.    Watch the full music video on our YouTube channel now, and listen to the track on all major music streaming platforms. 🎥 youtu.be/n31nB3LfT10
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I said 1-0 Coventry. Not often that I UNDERestimate how shit we can be. Didn’t think I could be surprised anymore lol 🤨
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Actually, do you know what? It’s yous that need to go, @nufc 👋🏻
If Jaissle doesn’t make any changes at half time, I’m heading for a tall roof (nobody follow me)
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