Center for American Progressives Correcting the Record with Guillotines. If you’re reading this, you’re so mad.

Tempe, AZ
Joined July 2011
BREAKING: Flavio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil and is on board a plane flying to the United States, according to Reuters report.
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This is so humiliating, omg. Deserved.
Me movie comin to Prime Video dis Wendesday, it 89 minute long, dere’s 14400 minutes in a day meanin u’ll be able to watch it 161 times a day for de rest of ya lives for free
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"hardcore porn" implies the existence of "post-porn", "ska-porn", and "anarcho-porn", among others
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Hmmm 🤔
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The Government™ has made an ad about the protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.🌍🌎🌏
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New cryptid just dropped.
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Trail cameras near the U.S.-Mexico border captured a pale, hairless 'humanoid predator' that researchers claim could be ‘from another dimension’ and is unlike any animal on Earth, and it's reportedly been carrying off chickens, roosters and rabbits. The creature was filmed in the Valley of Juárez, just across the Rio Grande from El Paso, Texas. Investigators say it measures nearly SIX FEET from head to tail and was spotted climbing over a brick wall. UFO investigator Jaime Maussan: "It's a predator. I'm not saying it's extraterrestrial, but it is something scary." Maussan claims it could be a being crossing over 'from another dimension,' while Juárez authorities say they have received no reports of a deadly creature in the area.
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Juárez Civil Protection and El Paso authorities received no reports of such a creature or related attacks. Promoted footage shows only a quadrupedal animal with no verified evidence of humanoid traits, six-foot size, or interdimensional origin. mexiconewsdaily.com/lifestyle/mexi… elpasotimes.com/story/news/loc… laopcion.com.mx/juarez/descart…
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Said what I said
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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She wins 🏆 the internet for tonight!
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This guy outlines how Candy Crush (& all other revenue lootbox games) are engineered to manipulate you into watching ads & paying money to keep going, & that the game is actually playing you. You’re the fucking game & they win by extracting time & money from you.
I reverse engineered candy crush
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Kamala Harris has earned a total of zero delegates out of two presidential runs. Third time’s the charm I guess.
Kamala Harris Lays Groundwork for Third Presidential Run — WSJ
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Imagine getting assigned to have sex & start a family with a disgusting podcaster only to have him cheat on you with someone in your inner circle.
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Doesn’t take Nostradamus to predict this thing would be super dangerous. Seemed obvious to me.
*Seventeen* times more deadly. trib.al/1s6cyFp
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They got bullied out of their new pfp in under 24hrs.
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Performing an abortion in Mississippi could result in 10 years in prison but an officer killing a 1-year-old child is justified????
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I used a photo of a pigeon I took.
This stupid song has been in my head for days & it compelled me to make this. I don't feel like I have free will at this point.
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This stupid song has been in my head for days & it compelled me to make this. I don't feel like I have free will at this point.
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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