sexual jimmy neutron retweeted
im going to slide my arm up steven kings strange hole without neither aggression nor hesitance and puppet his terrible muppet face to achieve my goals. #endthefed
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carl likes animal collective, sheen is in a powerviolence band, libby does rap dj, nick died in a car accident at age 17 while on a heroic dose of kratom
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they call him ron "stole my wife and buried her live in a box" howard. they call him ron "investigate his millionaire ranch please" howard. and he directed cinderella man, no less.
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just sent another enemy of freedom straight into the dirt #combat
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Sat next to a transvestite who immediately ordered a vodka lemonade. Interesting 5 hours.
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The world...according to average penis length: targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?re…
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The Chinese Olympic team eats a bowl of bull penis soup every morning for breakfast. The best part of wakin' up... #TheMoreYouKnow #eww
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Replying to @JimSterling
@JimSterling Dear Virgillio, Your "clitoris" is clearly a symbolic representation of the penis, conquering hoards of female alien invaders
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In a shocking #GameofThrones, the most shocking moment was the smash cut to a penis.
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I made up a joke, and lucky you, you can enjoy it. Here it is:
Why did the Tesla cross the road?
To get to the charger on the other side!
🤣
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My people tried to get me to do The Oprah Winfrey show years ago and her people wanted me to write down 5 reasons why I loved her and her show…🏳️🌈 I said fuck that and her. End of story.
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im da protagonist ur the npc and sex with u is my SIDE QUEST #winning
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#FootlongSeason coach’s tips:
1. buy 2 footlongs
2. get 1 free in app + online
3. eat the subs












