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"As he was a bachelor, and in nobody's debt, nobody troubled their head about him anymore." -The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

Michigan, USA
Joined February 2019
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Replying to @MattBinder
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I’m good! You?
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94 YEARS. Kansas just elected a Democrat senator for the first time since 1932. Texas Senate: 38 year drought ended. Texas governor: 36 years wiped out. South Carolina, Iowa, and North Carolina all flipped after long dry spells. Republican fortresses destroyed in a total bloodbath. I’m sure all the right lessons will be learned.
Texas GOP redrew the map to secure 5 more seats, banking on Trump’s 2024 Latino gains holding forever. But those voters swung back hard over prices and immigration raids. So Democrats won Trump +20, +15, and +10 districts. GOP ends with 24 seats, not 30. Down 1 even. You can’t gerrymander loyalty betting on a one cycle mood. Those change.
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Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷‍♂️
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Maybe if Trump and the MAGA leadership had heeded the "Panicans" instead of the ride-or-die boomers, they probably wouldn't be hemorrhaging Congressional seats right now.
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Tonight’s outcome isn’t about placing faith in Democrats or socialist principles; it’s about holding Republicans accountable for betraying their promises. All Republicans had to do was: 1. put Americans First 2. not start another war 3. prosecute sex traffickers
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Californians watching everyone crash out over seeing some commie turbo freak take power in their state:
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I can't see the point of going to a lap-dancing club. If I wanted a woman who would take my money and sexually frustrate me, I would get married.
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You may ask yourself why a Muslim could ever be a Woke Leftist until you realize their own religion permits them to lie and deceive people they believe to be at war with. And you better believe they are at war with us. This is a conqueror's ideology. It is destructive.
BREAKING: Abdul El-Sayed could become the first Muslim US senator in American history 77% chance.
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There's point talking horse sense to jackasses, Brian. But I understand your frustration.
This is what you morons think a plane crash should look like 😂
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My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate. 2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority. 3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority. This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word. All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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Ghost Rider. I'll try and track down the original maker of these so you can check out their Insta.
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Some of the incredibly dangerous stunts from BUSTER KEATON silent films.
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President Trump choosing his next White House Press Secretary
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Abdul is for Palestine, Mike is for Michigan.
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Early voting is in full swing!!! MICHIGAN, VOTE FOR MIKE ROGERS!!!
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I can’t believe it. Thank you so much for the support, you guys. This is awesome. If you haven’t seen the short, check out Remain Calm on my YouTube or @lewis_brothers YouTube. Once again, thank you. people.com/pauly-shore-s-hor…
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Have a drink with Superman.
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