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I love dad jokes/puns. I know a good amount of random facts. Recently discovered that I can cross one eye independently of the other. Welcome.

North Carolina, USA
Joined February 2009
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he ends up asking her for a final crack, and it was so good that she decides to stay with him(her hb) and ditch her side piece. Her side piece dumped his gf for her, but she still stayed in a marriage. What a masterpiece of a movie. Absolutely love it. “Closer” 2004
Why do guys who get cheated on always want the full details? 😭
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Keep it.
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There are 23 ppl in this man's cabinet who could put a stop to this madness at any point. They choose not to. I pray no one ever forgets that.
a heavily slurring Trump lies his ass off: "Not only did Talafreako state that God is transgender, he actually said that if Jesus Christ himself came and visited the Texas legislature, Jesus would be promoting sex changes for little children."
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We didn't.
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
July 4 2026 marked the 250th anniversary of US independence not the 200th as claimed in the video. Multiple reports placed Paxton in London England that weekend with videos of the trip. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St… thedailybeast.com/must-win-maga-… ibtimes.co.uk/ken-paxton-lon… washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns…
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In every lifetime .
"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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Arya Snark retweeted
There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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I will never be able to put into words how disquieting I find this country's *insatiable* pursuit of new lows.
BREAKING: The execution of Fort Hood mass shooter Nidal Hasan by firing squad will be "made public so people can watch it," per Pete Hegseth. It will happen on December 3, at the same base where he carried out the massacre.
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Saw someone say that humans have been dealing with mental health issues for thousands of years before meds, and yeah, a lot of us were killing ourselves, babe. Either quick through immediately lethal means or slow through alcoholism and risky life choices.
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He’s always been so gross for this.
In May 1993, 39-year-old comedian Jerry Seinfeld, then at the height of his fame with his hit sitcom Seinfeld, met 17-year-old high school senior Shoshanna Lonstein at Central Park in New York City. Seinfeld approached Lonstein, spoke with her briefly, and obtained her phone number, beginning a romantic relationship shortly after. The news quickly made national headlines and became a frequent topic for tabloids and late-night television, drawing significant public backlash due to the 22-year age gap and the fact that Lonstein was still attending prep school. Despite the scrutiny, the relationship did not violate any laws because New York's legal age of consent was 17. After graduating from the Horace Mann School, Lonstein enrolled at George Washington University in Washington, D.C., partly to escape the intense media spotlight in New York, though Seinfeld regularly flew down to visit her in his private jet. She later transferred to UCLA to be closer to Seinfeld’s filming schedule in Los Angeles and began pursuing a career in fashion design. The couple remained together for roughly four years before mutally splitting in 1997, citing severe media fatigue, constant paparazzi harassment, and Lonstein’s desire to focus on her education and business rather than living in the shadow of Seinfeld's massive celebrity status. Despite the intense media circus surrounding their 22-year age gap, mainstream press in the mid-1990s largely framed the relationship as a quirky Hollywood romance rather than a scandal. People Magazine put the couple on their March 1994 cover with the headline "Look Who's In Love," brushing off the dynamic as merely an "unlikely romance." When publicly questioned about dating a high schooler, Seinfeld famously defended himself by stating, "Shoshanna is a person, not an age," and insisted, "My interest in her is very proper." Meanwhile, Howard Stern routinely mocked Seinfeld on his radio show by playing a parody song called "Seinfeld's Girl," set to the tune of the Beach Boys' "California Girls." #archaeohistories
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This is how Bobby Brown jumped out that helicopter
I’ll never look at another Vulture the same again 😂
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I was telling my mother just today about Dustin Hoffman.
Dustin Hoffman slapped Meryl Streep without warning just before filming this scene for Kramer vs. Kramer. You can still see the mark on her cheek. He said he was channelling the character. She said he overstepped. They never worked together again.
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“I’m ready to GO!” Help.😂😂😂
This man was fresh from jail and still said no. I been crying at this shit for 2 days 😭
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The people standing and clapping. My mind cannot comprehend.
Trump: "We're in the golden age. This is the greatest we'll ever be."
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Yall are saying the garlic powder recall is gonna hit black folks the hardest….baby all of our seasonings are expired 😂 we’ll be fine
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Replying to @Missy_dee811
I do believe there are crimes deserving of the death penalty. I also believe we can’t trust the state to implement it fairly and only execute the guilty. Therefore we should not have it.
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Pathetic, the amount of times he said pause. Pathetic, in general.
Dame Dash questions why Jay-Z keeps flexing that Beyoncé is his girl, calling it unnatural, and says it was cringe when Jay-Z brought out Nas during Day 1 of his three-show Yankee Stadium run. (🎥 The Art Of Dialogue/YouTube)
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“He don’t pipe?” is so fucking funny.😂😂😂
Savage Dan explaining Harry Potter >>>>>
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Your government is testing what you'll tolerate and a lot of us are tolerating way way WAY too much.
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This country's obsession with trans ppl these last 10 years is one of the weirdest things I've ever witnessed.
The Dem nominee in #OHGov said "I do not support boys playing in girls sports" last week. Getting some blowback for it; OHDems' progressive caucus says its members are now less "ready to door knock for her." toledoblade.com/local/politi…
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Arya Snark retweeted
blur my kids’ faces. this is the only warning you’re getting.
Not sure about the new neighbors
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