Akinpelumi (Ø,G)

People don't really understand that if a person is loyal to you, it's because of their character and morals, not because you are special

i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis

Women are reciprocators. Not initiators. You lead; she follows. You put in effort; she returns it. You make her feel good; she mirrors it. That's the only way it works.

My mum has been staying with us for 5 weeks now, and I honestly don’t know whether she’s more impressed by how resourceful my husband is or more disappointed in the daughter she raised🤣 You see, ever since I got married, I have never had to pick up a mop to clean our house. Not because I cannot clean ooo, but because my husband has somehow taken full ownership of that department. 😂 Usually, on Saturdays, before I even open my eyes, Oga has already finished cleaning the house. Me? I will wake up, make breakfast, do our weekend cooking, and attend to whatever else I need to do. Everybody has their department, and peace reigns in the household. Simple😂❤️ Well, that was until my mother came to visit. 😭 The first Saturday she spent with us, she woke up and heard someone cleaning the house. Naturally, she came out of her room and saw my husband busy cleaning. So she asked him, has she gone to work? My husband casually replied, no, she’s still sleeping. WHAAAAAT?!!!🤣🤣🤣 My people, it was that WHAT that woke me up from my peaceful sleep. I didn’t even know what was happening. I just heard my mother’s voice and knew somebody was in trouble. Unfortunately, that somebody was ME. 😭🤣 Before I could even understand what was going on, this woman had started her interrogation. Who taught you this? How can your husband be cleaning while you’re sleeping? You don’t know you’re supposed to wake up and at least help him? Is this how you behave in your husband’s house? Ah ah, Mummy. Good morning to you too 😂 Still half asleep, I innocently asked, mummy, help him with what? HEY GOD!!! 🤣🤣 That was apparently the wrong question. Because the way this woman exclaimed again, I thought she was about to call an emergency meeting of our entire family. She said my ancestors would hear about this one. 😭🤣 Anyway, my husband, seeing that his wife was about to be disowned over house chores, calmly explained that it wasn’t a problem. He told her he actually enjoys cleaning and that this is how we’ve always done things. Case closed, right? WRONG! 😭🤣 Because although my mother accepted his explanation, I don’t think she has accepted the situation. Every Saturday since she arrived, this woman has been giving me serious side eyes. 😂 No words. Just judgment. 😭🤣 Mummy, I promise you, I’m not suffering from laziness. We simply have a system that works for us. 😂❤️ But apparently, in my mother’s eyes, a good wife must wake up before the birds, carry a mop, and supervise the sunrise. 😭🤣

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