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This never gets old. If you're under a certain age, you've probably never heard of this before.
When Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Clear Lake chron.com/neighborhood/bayar… via @chron
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Good morning Larry and the rest of you malcontents, ruffians and assorted scallywags too 👋
✝️ 🙏 🇺🇸 🌎 ☕️ 🐕 🐈
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Good morning Squid 👋
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Us “conspiracy theorists” knew all along soros was behind all the democrat fraud in our elections, it’s just really nice that it’s proving we were correct.
Hundreds of Maine absentee ballot envelopes mysteriously shipped to Soros-linked nonprofit in Maryland
The investigation closed without answers.
Newly released records reveal that 498 of 500 missing absentee ballot return envelopes were recovered at the Center for Civic Design, a nonprofit with reported ties to Soros-backed funding networks.
The materials were blank envelopes, and no election fraud has been established.
How does an investigation involving sensitive election materials get closed without determining what happened?
This needs to be actually investigated.
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30 years and one week before the election
😭😭😭😭
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies
tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…
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BREAKING: DHS 'NUKES' LA's Election Experts and Provides Evidence All Voters in Their Sample Were Illegal Voters joehoft.com/breaking-doj-nuk…
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Mr. Mom, and then I remember the intense debate over whether he could pull off Batman
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The damn roads are still broken and you’ve destroyed the state.
Eight years ago, I ran for governor to fix the damn roads and make a real difference in Michiganders’ lives.
Next Tuesday, let’s elect our next governor, @JocelynBenson, who will build on our progress and always put Michigan first.
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Nothing to see here!
#BREAKING: Box of Maine absentee ballot envelopes was shipped to a Soros-funded group’s Maryland HQ.
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You can't walk into the pharmacy and get ANYTHING for free. Not even things essential to life. They won't give you free food or water. They won't give you free medicine for your illness.
But by golly they will give you a free flu shot.
Why is that?
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This should be disqualifying for this deranged lunatic. Literally wishing death on the President of the United States. @FBIDirectorKash @FBI @FBIMiamiFL
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ROGUE JUDGES
It's been 93 weeks since Trump's 2nd term began.
As of yesterday...
984 lawsuits have been filed against the Trump administration during this 93 week period...
an average of more than 10 filings per week.
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It’s weird how now giant sickos come with adult sippy cups and vocal fry.
At @UTSA for Pick Up the Mic, a student read a poem celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk with such glee, then told me I was brave to be out here without my neck covered.
I told her I’d pray for her.
This is the climate. We pick up the mic anyway.
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Little dog needed to go potty.
Little dog woke me up.
Little dog went outside.
Little dog would not come inside.
Little dog thought chasing her at 3 in the morning in the backyard was a game.
Little dog finally came inside.
Little dog is now snoring.
I’m wide awake.
Little dog.
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Why would we ever go back to this? VOTE RED! comicallyincorrect.com/
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