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No feet on the dashboard or eating pie in the car…true passenger queens 👸
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Simon_Pela retweeted
Ignore that lame Sizwe Dlomo. Your father deserves it 🙏🏾
My father couldn't enjoy his 20s, so now that he has money, he's enjoying his 60s.
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She once wanted to arrest me for not having a drivers license and got irritated that I passed a breathalyzer …good riddance
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗧𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗜 𝗠𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗦 𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗦𝗛𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗜𝗟! Tshwane MMC for Roads and Transport, Tlangi Mogale, has failed to retain her council seat following the 2026 Local Government Elections. 🔴 Fellow ANC MMC for Human Settlements, Aaron Maluleka, has also lost his seat. 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗: 🟡 ANC secured 44 council seats. 🗳️ 43 ward seats and ONLY 1 PR seat. 📋 Eugene Modise – No. 1 on ANC PR list. 📋 Tlangi Mogale – No. 2. 📋 Aaron Maluleka – No. 3. With only ONE PR seat available, Mogale and Maluleka failed to make it back into council. The ANC finished THIRD in Tshwane, behind the DA and ActionSA. Source: IEC | #LGE2026 #Tshwane #ANC
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Tito getting a better treatment before ntate Jerry Skosana …Jerry must tell us the truth of what he did to Orlando Pirates management 🤞🏽
Former Orlando Pirates playmaker Patrick ‘Tito’ Maswanganyi is at The Orlando Amstel Arena to watch his former side in action against Sekhukhune United in the #CarlingKnockoutCup quarterfinal! 👏🏾 📸 @mazilitha04
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Mpho Padime gets a chance to start and it’s 0-0 and he wants to stand on the ball and showboat and worse he lost the ball, I understand Wadu for hating on these stupid things man…some players do stupid things. Thanks for the goal though.
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In short what Julius Malema said is he blames the ANC for selling out the struggle and leaving people with no choice but to vote the enemy (DA)…which is true but no one would think about the DA if the black parties especially the ANC did better and put the interests of black people first.
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Julius Malema going all attack against the ANC for selling out during coalition… bro can’t see that the ANC itself is dying because it can’t self introspect same as him.
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So your woman is the only person who hangs out with girls who party and sleep around and she does nothing of that sort…you are very blessed and lucky my guy 😂
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How did you guys get that part time gig job to work with IEC during the past elections…no transparency on the hiring you see why we want the ANC out 🤷🏾‍♂️
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A hoe can postpone her destiny but eventually she will get there…it had nothing to do with him.
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He will go to cardiac arrest with that 1 goal conceded
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Simon_Pela retweeted
Local man thinks white owned companies hired him because they love him
BEE has NEVER benefitted the average South African.
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Replying to @Simon_Pela
Listen it worked for me , I told them bathuleleni bengangihleki , everytime I Posted basho something that encouraged me to go to the gym I’m 21kg lite after 11months
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You have a nose ring bro shut up
Replying to @Simon_Pela
You are stupid and sad bro. Umdala.
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The number which white South Africans go out and vote is alarming while black South Africans go to the malls and parks to enjoy themselves and later complain when zero services is delivered in their location.
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I don’t even know those people on that ballot paper 😩 aslong as i didn’t pick the ANC am fine. #Elections2026
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Simon_Pela retweeted
Fat people are interesting (derogatory)
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I want my friends and family to body shame me if I ever get this fat 😏
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Signs of low IQ and mental illness “I don’t vote”
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Orlando Pirates fans what cups are we sacrificing this season…personally the league and CAF will do for me.
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That woman is not your mother she will watch her stupid daughter or son cheat on you and won’t even say a thing…in her mind you are the one who is wrong cos she doesn’t want to accept that she raised a daughter or a son who is a hoe.
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