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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡©. she/her/dat girl pronouns. This is a R. Kelly hate account. views are my own because no one has this much taste. @readtheroompod. 🐝 August 25th, 2021 πŸ’”

Joined July 2010
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What can be annoying about my people (BA’s) is how we act like some don’t participate in ignorance towards others. Maybe YOU didn’t as an individual but it’s dishonest to say no kids/teens didn’t. It’s a societal problem and we contribute right along with everybody else.
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I HOPE EVERYONE PLANS TO VOTE ON TUESDAY OTHERWISE A CORRUPT PIECE IF SHIT NAMED KEN PAXTON IS YOUR NEXT SENATOR AND FUCK THAT SHIT
#TexasSenate NYT: James Talarico’s internals are within the margin of error. Some recent public surveys show Talarico either tied with Paxton or within the margin of error with a 2-point lead. The candidate’s internal polls match those tighter surveys, people close to Talarico said, and may not be fully capturing the sentiments of rural conservative voters who support Trump. Link to article: nytimes.com/2026/10/31/us/po…
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new yorkers are very proud of the fact that they pretend nobody exists when they're outside
I am in disbelief that after Javits Frimpong was shot in the stomach, he laid there on the concrete for 30 minutes b/c multiple people saw him, walked by and didn’t call 911. He could’ve survived. So many people failed him and that’s a reflection of a β€œme first” community.
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This fanbase thinks Rihanna is going against Trump to shade Nicki, because they now correlate Trump with Nicki. Mind you, this was Rihanna arguing with Trump supporters in 2024. Please take your medication already.
Rihanna is crashing out in blog comments attacking people over President Trump yet she hasn’t denounced Jay-Z... the hypocrisy She’s silent on the government and foreigners scamming Barbadian citizens and banks, but is claiming Barbados is better than America because of Trump
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This is why I'm leery about being friends w/ them. They can turn any situation into a case of victimhood. This lady was dead wrong but she’s doing gymnastics bc she can’t take accountability for letting her kid down. Dangerous group.
My kid just got uninvited to a birthday party that I was late RSVPing to. I get that RSVPing is polite, and I should have RSVPed in a timely manner (there was no deadline given) ... But I feel like my kid got snubbed and I'm ticked. How hard is it to cut an extra slice of cake?
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The girl voting AES needs to find new friends. Your current friend is showing you who she is. Believe her.
A tale of two friends. One will vote for anyone but Abdul El-Sayed simply because he's a Muslim. She's has no reason other than his religion. The friend will vote for El-Sayed because she wants to see reproductive rights safeguarded, abortion rights protected, and wants to live in a country where everyone no matter their religion feel safe. I don't understand where El-Sayed's hatred comes from. All he wants to do is pass Medicare for all, get money out politics and get money in your pockets.
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A tale of two friends. One will vote for anyone but Abdul El-Sayed simply because he's a Muslim. She's has no reason other than his religion. The friend will vote for El-Sayed because she wants to see reproductive rights safeguarded, abortion rights protected, and wants to live in a country where everyone no matter their religion feel safe. I don't understand where El-Sayed's hatred comes from. All he wants to do is pass Medicare for all, get money out politics and get money in your pockets.
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Three marriages, multiple affairs, got wife #3 pregnant while married to wife #2, and paid $50k in a sexual assault settlement.
Just two supportive parents still supporting their benchwarming son! Attn @AbdulElSayed Happy Halloween πŸŽƒ
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Zionists using Black people as shields for criticism is a nasty trend I’ve noticed over the last couple of years
Kinda weird that the β€œbig tent” no longer includes Black or Jewish voters
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All year, no matter how ugly it’s looked.. Angel has never ducked smoke from the press. She takes every W & L to her chin, as a franchise player should.
Angel Reese after Game 7 loss: "It is tough in the moment, but we'll be back. I always say, 'delayed, not denied.'"
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the way Demi was right and everyone villainized them for this is crazy
Demi Lovato criticised a Fans drawing of her on Instagram, his response is heartbreaking.. 😒
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Perfect example of internet vs real life lol everybody not playing with ya
N.O.R.E almost did this man filthy but kept it positive
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Replying to @VoteMarsha
But not the spread of Christian nationalism Racism Misogyny Measles Diarrhea lettuce Bigotry Hate Fraud
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Replying to @VoteMarsha
β€œAs your Governor, I’ll protect you from imaginary things while also being a complete Christian nationalist piece of shit”. There fixed it for you.
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Being a red state Republican must be so easy. No expectation of policy. Just scare old white people about Muslims and that's it
As your governor, I’ll protect Tennessee from Sharia law and the spread of Islamization.
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Trump's America. People fighting for absolutely no reason. A man just trying to send a parcel at the UPS Store and is hit with racist insults. Kudos to the employee who refused to serve him.
This racist man starts complaining about having to stand in line at the UPS store to a Latino man in front of him saying he should go first & the Latino man tells him to go somewhere else & he says you couldn’t piss without me.The UPS worker tells him she won’t help him & he threatens to call ICE & says so we’re for Aliens now. He tried to get her fired,but it’s her last day.
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They are throwing everything out there to distract from the fact that Charles, William and Kate Middleton knew about Thomas's pedophilia... And then went on to use him to attack Meghan in the press.
The press is out for Pippa, now Zara Wow. You know it’s bad when Zara is catching strays!
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Begging y'all to go read and internalise this essay but especially this paragraph
Replying to @vivi_darkness
Learning how to do makeup without someone irl to teach you (friends or family, not some random makeup lady at Sephora) is literally impossible. 17 years into HRT and I still don't know how to do any makeup. Shits hard yo
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Do you think cis girls have someone teach them?
Replying to @vivi_darkness
Learning how to do makeup without someone irl to teach you (friends or family, not some random makeup lady at Sephora) is literally impossible. 17 years into HRT and I still don't know how to do any makeup. Shits hard yo
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Girl go raise ya son. Like nothing justifies letting somebody else raise your kid when you have money.
Ari fletcher says G herbo’s son β€œYohson” is going to be a BIG PROBLEM to her, she says he LIES a lot at his YOUNG age after he lied about having a low battery just to get off a call with her because he was UNINTERESTED in the call 😬πŸ₯€
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