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I can’t wait to go to sleep at night knowing an adult is in charge. #BidenCalm
SingleGayGuy retweeted
This is what voter suppression looks like. Ohio Statehouse Republicans passed a law allowing only ONE early vote location per county, no matter the county size or population. Shoutout to the people that waited in line for hours to vote.
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SingleGayGuy retweeted
I can’t believe he is actually making his closing argument speech about the reflecting pool renovations. This is a bad resistance lib joke come to life.
SingleGayGuy retweeted
This does not happen. This will never happen.
I will sell everything I own and give all the proceeds to anyone who can show me an instance of this ever happening.
It is startling how we have so casually abandoned reality.
Trump: "Think of it. Your beautiful son leaves the house. His name is Tim. 'Goodbye Tim, I'll see you later.' 'Thank you, mommy, thank you.' And you don't see Tim for four days. Four days later, Tim comes back as Sally. Okay? It's true. We have states that are allowed to do that. A place called Minnesota. I won it 3 times."
SingleGayGuy retweeted
Somebody in the Washington DC area please adopt Bert. You can tell he is so sweet, but scared. Needs a home. He's been in that shelter almost an entire year.
Please adopt him. His face is a peace ☮️ sign!
He's at the @HumaneRescue Alliance at 71 Oglethorpe St NW Washington DC
SingleGayGuy retweeted
People need to stop looking at lines like this and thinking wow this is so awesome so many people are voting and start seeing these insanely long lines as what they are- a form of voter suppression.
SingleGayGuy retweeted
D.C.'s proposed foie gras ban is based on a lie. reason.com/2026/11/01/d-c-s-…
SingleGayGuy retweeted
Mike Rogers thinks Trump has done a good job of getting costs under control. Bless his heart.
SingleGayGuy retweeted
🧵 “Several former F.B.I. agents fired by the bureau’s director, Kash Patel, showed up to cheer the dismissal of the case.”
2/ "In an emotional, hourlong address from the bench ... the magistrate judge, Zia M. Faruqui, said that the case against the former officials — Nikki Floris and Bradley Benavides — was a rushed, political prosecution ordered by the White House intended to affect the upcoming midterm elections."
reporting by @alanfeuer
nytimes.com/2026/11/02/us/po…
SingleGayGuy retweeted
El-Sayed: "How expensive is having kids? ... The party that wants to tell me that they're pronatalist, their solution is: let's cut taxes for the billionaires, and let's go to wars we have no business fighting... do not be surprised when people don't have kids."
SingleGayGuy retweeted
That worked out fairly well for him, no? Remember, when you order the steak, you pay for the steak.
SingleGayGuy retweeted
One of the “procedural” grounds is that the government proposed violating ballot secrecy, a cornerstone of liberal democracies across the globe.
And since that request is plainly illegal, there’s no redressibility and therefore no standing. allrisenews.com/p/secret-bal…
The court dismissed the case on procedural grounds but did not dispute the argument of the United States that Daniel J. Sullivan (a/k/a Decoy Dan) entered the race as a frivolous candidate to confuse voters.
DOJ plans to file a notice of appeal. Alaskan voters deserve a fair election, not to be misled in an attempt to rig outcomes.
SingleGayGuy retweeted
'The Pitt' star Noah Wyle says when he was 9 years old he asked Eddie Murphy for his autograph and Murphy said "f*ck off, man"
"I always sign an autograph"
SingleGayGuy retweeted
🚨Bombshell piece in @axios details early voting data for Byron Donalds that is so awful it “sent a chill through Republican ranks in Tallahassee.” Turnout is so good for @davidjollyfl that Byron “could need to win the Election Day vote by a 2:1 ratio.”
axios.com/2026/11/01/florida…
