I drink mad Orange Julius, watch way too much NBA basketball and ball out of control like you wouldn't believe. Dreaming of a Fish Center Live return.
Tucson, AZ
Joined November 2008
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Hey if there's any spies out there, well I can't help you much on the government but if you need any secrets from a 23 year old puzzle game I got all the juice.
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Can Geico have like one less commercial per hour for a week and make a website that doesn't take a fucking hour to do everything?
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It’s nice to encounter an excited and bubbly person but it is like having an exchange with an alien, especially at this place.
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It’s really funny to say “I don’t have time to pursue this further” when I have spent a good 5 work hours already pursuing this.
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The amount of seconds I can look at job listings without wanting to KMS goes down with every year of life.
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Seems like based on the tweets on my timeline today I must point out that NBA teams aren’t more likely to win the game than lose it until they have an 18 point lead.
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Damn Stanford with like 6 bad years and people lumping them in with the Forever Bad schools like Rutgers.
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I can't believe that "wow this is one of the lamest commercials ever" [brand redacted] christmas commercial came back for another year.
Okay I can believe it.
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I guess shocking to no one the "chat" feature for games here is almost exclusively gambler rage with a little bit of gambler elation.
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One of my favorite things I made that no one liked:
#TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZPLCxXhqq/
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I was shocked to hear “they gonna take our GUNS” at work today but then I remembered where I worked.
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Decided to check out local talk radio this morning. High level of cope.
Funniest thing was, “we gave people the closed border they should be grateful!”
Followed by a bunch of victim blaming for people killed by ICE, followed with “well regardless it was bad optics.” You think?
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