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Chet Manly

@SlaterPitman

If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.

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Joined October 2016
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Mike
@Fuctupmind29 Oct 2018
One of the best compilations I've ever seen. It's a BOMBSHELL.
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Look at this coward go for a sucker punch as soon as the guy looks away. Not today, dickhead!
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murphy@merphed24 Sep 2018
I put a knife in the tentacles hand and now I can’t turn it off someone help
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Democrats: Listen to this woman's story! Republicans: Okay. When can she come by? Democrats: Never. Republicans: But how are we going to listen to her -- Democrats: WE SAID NEVER nitter.gq/ValerieJarrett/status/…
Valerie Jarrett (@ValerieJarrett) profile pictureValerie Jarrett
@ValerieJarrett19 Sep 2018
Republicans: Where is your humanity and decency? Stop bullying a woman who has already been traumatized. Slow down and do right by the American people.
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The Onion
@TheOnion6 Sep 2018
Purina Introduces ‘Own Shit’ Dog Food Flavor trib.al/W55dUr1
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What the fuck do you mean “pretty much”????????
Mashable (@mashable) profile pictureMashable
@mashable29 Aug 2018
Balenciaga's $9,000 coat is pretty much a bunch of jackets on top of each other trib.al/fBB0Pk8
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You are a vile human being
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This is awesome!
Steve-O (@steveo) profile pictureSteve-O
@steveo9 Aug 2018
Exactly one year ago today I found Wendy in the streets of Peru, and I love her so much. Now she has her own Instagram account, so you can keep up with her, it’s: @wendyfromperu
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Ben Yelin
@byelin23 Jul 2018
Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump23 Jul 2018
To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
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No, you had it right the first time. Listening to those you disagree with is key to enlightenment and progress. Punishing people who show curiosity is part of a cynical agenda that requires us to remain divided and cartoonish to each other. The backlash was for breaking ranks.
Mark Duplass (@MarkDuplass) profile pictureMark Duplass
@MarkDuplass19 Jul 2018
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trolley problem of my life
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shoe
@shoe0nhead13 Jul 2018
when you order it online vs when it comes in the mail
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😂 nitter.gq/colts72/status/1013814…
Josh Poindexter (@Joshwa72) profile pictureJosh Poindexter@Joshwa722 Jul 2018
Replying to @Lauren_Southern
They cleared that guy off the street faster then the kids did in the This is America video!!
Best twitter exchange I've seen in years! nitter.gq/BurgerKing/status/1011…
Burger King (@BurgerKing) profile pictureBurger King
@BurgerKing26 Jun 2018
.@budweiserusa ☎️ brring brring brring brring
HAH nitter.gq/ashtonbirdie/status/10…
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