Recovering podcaster, indie music fan, cinephile and photographer.
Toronto, Ontario
Joined November 2018
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Smut Lisa 🇨🇦🇬🇧🏳️🌈 retweeted
Glad to see the guys who got laid off from Fleshlight factory got new jobs at the popcorn bucket factory.
Smut Lisa 🇨🇦🇬🇧🏳️🌈 retweeted
nudes in a relationship are important.
yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37th time.
Smut Lisa 🇨🇦🇬🇧🏳️🌈 retweeted
The upstairs neighbors keep having sex and it's really annoying because bro only lasts like 90 seconds and I feel always end up feeling disappointed by proxy.
It’s a given, whenever you meet a fellow Lisa within minutes you trauma bond over being called Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam in elementary school.
Smut Lisa 🇨🇦🇬🇧🏳️🌈 retweeted
At this point all the ladies on here need to rent out a couple floors at a hotel and just relax, drink and of course have orgies going on the whole time. I NEED IT!!!
After a night of drinking with @coffeeandvinyl1 we got in bed together and watched vintage 70’s porn with unfiltered commentary. Basically us. ⬇️
Smut Lisa 🇨🇦🇬🇧🏳️🌈 retweeted
wild to walk out to my favourite pub only to be cornered by both @coffeeandvinyl1 AND @SmutLisa and so I guess we're gonna keep going
Smut Lisa 🇨🇦🇬🇧🏳️🌈 retweeted
'I would fuck Anthony Bourdain in front of my dad' @coffeeandvinyl1 telling SOME kind of story to @SmutLisa
Smut Lisa 🇨🇦🇬🇧🏳️🌈 retweeted
Sorry, I’m busy tonight. I’ve got a porn thing with @SmutLisa