Syd 🇦🇺 | Level 29 | Live, Laugh, Limp Bizkit

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined September 2009
Hi not-Twitter, it’s been a minute ✌️
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*tap tap* is this thing on?
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Happy early Earth Day kings
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Why is everybody up in arms about a rainbow on a football jersey when there’s already an enormous gambling advertisement plastered across it??? You’re dying on the wrong hill fam
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Shoutout to MGK for making emo girls cool but why couldn’t he have done this when I was an unpopular emo girl in high school
Okay look, I have a lot of flaws and not knowing how to pronounce ‘hearth’ is one of them
I wish it were acceptable to throw a puppy shower where you do a breed reveal and everybody brings dried pigs ears and Schmackos
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Omg our pupper is due in June
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I’ve been looking for secondhand cot mattresses for him to sleep on and the Facebook algorithms are like “what’s due in June? A human baby? Here’s some nappy ads”
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Al when Sam ranked him equally with Jack #MAFS #MAFSAU
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The “experts” when their token trainwreck couple is actually working out #MAFS #MAFSAU
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Me when the sound designers start building suspense #MAFS #MAFSAU
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Holly: “I’m not here to judge him” Me: WELL I AM #MAFS #MAFSAU
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Me trying to figure out how Andrew has the time for 350 sexual partners #MAFSAU #MAFS
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