@SpaceInvaders_

Syd 🇦🇺 | Level 29 | Live, Laugh, Limp Bizkit

 Sydney, New South Wales
Joined September 2009
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Happy early Earth Day kings
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This pretty much sums it up for me
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Wordle is just Hangman for people who can't face being responsible for a man's death
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Drake about to show up to that baby shower like Maleficent and cause a scene
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Monique retweeted
trash jones@jzux19 Jan 2022
me, age 22 (hopeful): anything can happen! me now (horrified): anything can happen
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Monique retweeted
The Chaser@chaser8 Jan 2022
Government ensures low income earners don't have to choose between buying rapid test or groceries by ensuring nobody can buy either
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if a dude ever says “I don’t deserve you” you got about 14 business days before he proves why that statement is 100% correct
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instead of saying “have you taken your meds” I like to say “this potion will help you on your quest,” it’s more exciting and suggests that we’re one step closer to rescuing Zelda.
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just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident they put me in the icu
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can’t believe wearing masks when we walked in and then taking them off when we sat down didn’t work
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Me this entire pandemic
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someone having an emo phase is such a red flag because why was it temporary for them
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donald trump didn’t have his first viral tweet till he was 65 probably. it’s never too late ❤️
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My Chemical Romance was absolutely correct, I am not okay
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Rudolph when he wasn’t allowed to join in any reindeer games
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when u get groceries to make dinner it’s very important to get one bag of chips to eat immediately instead
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trash jones@jzux6 Dec 2021
you want me to go to a dinner party. the thing that killed jesus
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