I don't care what that idiot says, it's still Twitter. I'm dead naming this bitch.
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Trump's official argument right now is literally if a suspect looked at this photo of evidence seized in their residence and said: "I DID NOT STACK THE MONEY ON THE TABLE LIKE THAT AND PUT MY GUN ON TOP OF MY DRUGS!"
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If you believe in the special genius of Vince McMahon, congratulations on getting worked. Seriously. It must be incredible to buy into the great fiction of WWE. But if you’re of the opinion that any of that is worth the human cost, you’re a fucking chud.
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Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself.
Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.
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If the people who call everyone else sheep could stop taking livestock medication, that’d be great
The FDA is urging people to stop taking veterinary drugs to treat or prevent Covid-19 after receiving multiple reports of patients who have been hospitalized after "self-medicating with ivermectin intended for horses," the FDA says. nbcnews.to/3y7PMlg
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1. Trump announces ridiculous lawsuit
2. Trump fundraises off it for months
3. Courts throw lawsuit out, thereby saving Trump from having to give discovery in case (which he knew would happen)
4. Trump plays martyr, cries about Deep State, fundraises more
We good here?
Former President Donald Trump is expected to announce a class-action lawsuit against Facebook, Twitter and Google. Trump will serve as the lead plaintiff in the suit, claiming he has been wrongfully censored by the companies, a source told @AP. apne.ws/gmdXjNo
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Just Eddie Vedder and Leslie Jordan dancing to Dolly Parton, because why the hell not.
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It's Wednesday, June 23 in Japan!
#onthisday in 2018, the Draw in the Downpour saw Minoru Suzuki and Kazuchika Okada battle for 30 minutes in the torrential Yokohama rain!
Relive history with @njpwworld！
front.njpwworld.com/p/s_arch…
#njpw
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Texas's frail power grid is causing people to freeze to death in the winter and bake in the summer, legislators are working feverishly to suppress votes and fund an asinine border wall, and now guns are as easy to acquire as library cards.
What exactly are we going for here?
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This is not only cruel, but every year, Texans pay BILLIONS in federal taxes.
Federal unemployment benefits bring that money back to our state.
Instead of returning that money to Texans, Greg Abbott wants us to pay for benefits in other states.
Here's my question: why?
TX will opt out of further federal unemployment benefits tied to the #COVID19 pandemic.
There are nearly 60% more jobs open in TX today than there was in Feb. 2020, making these unemployment benefits no longer necessary.
More info⬇️
bit.ly/3ow04sb
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The people who preached herd immunity in 2020
are now the reason we won't reach herd immunity in 2021.
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Today is the day of the birth of the great Willie Nelson, who turns 88 years young. On behalf of all humankind please join the Texanist in wishing a great big Texas-size happy HBD to @willienelsion. He’s one hell of a human and we’re all lucky to have him. Happy birthday, Willie!
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I saw Abolish Lasagna back in ‘89. They opened for Sex Blimp. In a small club. Killer double-bill.
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The plan? Campaign a fake Pinocchio movie in the hopes of getting an Oscar nomination.
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16 years old and up now eligible for vaccines.
Friendly reminder to @mattgaetz:
Just because she has a COVID vaccine card and a driver’s license doesn’t mean she’s over 18.
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You don’t need to defend the President using “Japanese Boy” instead of his name, Hideki Matsuyama. Because it doesn’t matter what his intention was, it matters that this was disrespectful.
