I’m the Ansel Adams of slapping a filter on pics of my lunch

Colorado, USA
Joined February 2019
Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman
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I’m doing it again, and you can’t stop me
Making nachos with kettle chips because I’m out of tortilla chips… real hot girl shit
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Me and WHO
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Me and who
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What??? He’s not even the sexiest man on The Pitt
Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…
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as true today as it was then
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Guy posting an AI video of him burying himself alive for unclear reasons and this is the commends section: When inspiration is the vibe Love this Lookin at bro like, what it do 🫱 He really said it's shovel time Now this is a party!
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Starting my period on a full moon?… never beating the witch allegations
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Lmao what?
Ew - no it’s actually because sex without commitment is a profoundly soiling thing for women to experience - there’s something extremely violent and perverted about a man wanting to enter you like a gross animal purely for lust.
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My name is Stacy and I love a pun
explain your username.
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PROJECT HAIL MARY author Andy Weir has an idea for a STAR WARS and STAR TREK crossover. “In my mind, I call it 'Star Star’…The idea is that the Genesis device going off at the end of 'The Wrath of Khan' rips a hole in the fabric of reality. And so did, too, the Death Star exploding in 'A New Hope.' It becomes the Yavin/Mutara wormhole. Then I imagine the Enterprise goes there, and so from that point forward, the stories diverge from canon…When the Enterprise goes to the 'Star Wars' universe, Spock [Leonard Nimoy] is dead, because it's the end of 'The Wrath of Khan,' but then Spock becomes a Force ghost. And Sulu [George Takei] has inherent Jedi abilities which manifest once he goes there."  (Source: inverse.com/entertainment/an…)
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Me doing a bit at my wedding when my wife says “I do”
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Seeing adult twins is weird. Like this isn’t cute anymore
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Alright well, I guess P and I are seeing The Smashing Pumpkins tomorrow thanks to oomf letting me know they’re in town
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Just go for it, how else will you know if they match your freak?
How to dm oomf without looking like a freak
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Just replied STOP to a democratic fundraising text. This must be exactly how Che Guevara felt
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I hate Letterboxd. I will always hate Letterboxd. It's a toxic, performative place, full of tryhards and idiots. Your reviews aren't good. They aren't funny or wise. You are not erudite enough to articulate your written thoughts on a movie in a way that adds ANY public value.
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Leaving the house when it’s still dark out hurts my feelings
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busta rhymes is the most skilled combatant michael myers has ever faced
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Everyone talks about how surprising the Kodak camera mention in the original Dracula novel is but I hardly hear anyone mention this part of Frankenstein
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