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A. Long Shortlee

@Stammzilla

semi truck driver. fueled by caffeine, diesel, & spite. son of a preacher man. metal head in the key of stoner rock, sludge, & doom metal. 🤘🏴‍☠

 North Texas, USA
Joined July 2010
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Clutch - Electric Worry youtu.be/s4ABpbxIPFI?is=GGFD…
Clutch - Electric Worry (Official Video)

Clutch - Electric Worry (Official Video)

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Military veterans posses the communication skills needed to handle children
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Some folks take twitter very seriously, but I'm the opposite in that I take twitter very shower thoughtsly
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Clutch - Burning Beard youtu.be/6o1pPE6l0Vo?is=F3kP…
Clutch - Burning Beard

Clutch - Burning Beard

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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
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Go ahead, call HR.
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It aint nice when everyone's after your frosted lucky charms, but you do at least have the consolation of knowing that they're magically delicious.
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You came from the School of Hard Knocks. I came from the School of Parents Midget Tossing You Across The Room if You Pissed Them Off Enough.
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Still true
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Explain this Amanda! 😅🤣 youtube.com/shorts/EsEqBYXvM…
Full video out now! 😂🔥 #gta #gaming #viral #stunts #skate

Full video out now! 😂🔥 #gta #gaming #viral #stunts #skate

GTA Thug Life Moment💀 #shorts #gta5 #gtastunts #fyp

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Holodeck Four@holodeckfourNov 7
Make it stop!
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Neither of you needs this.
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Never approach wildlife. You don't know what it's been through, and it doesn't know what you've been through. Neither of you needs this.
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Boomstick McNugget@boom_mcnuggetNov 7
BRING IT BACK!
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The neighbor kitty this evening. She's precious. 😻😍
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Broker: "Hi Matt, what's your Eta to your pickup?" Me: ⤵️
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YMH # 884. Sam Tripoli Demonetized This Episode. youtu.be/e0B0hSp8-lI?is=IQNt…
Sam Tripoli Demonetized This Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 884

Sam Tripoli Demonetized This Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 884

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On February 2, 2019, a black cat wandered onto the field during the Premier League match between Everton and Wolverhampton. The cat interrupted the game for nearly two minutes and really entertained the crowd 😭
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THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!
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How do you stay warm in a cold room? Go to the corner, because it's 90°
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