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@Starryskeyes

✨ Chel • she/they • 25+ • yelling, crying and (sometimes) writing • currently suffering in AFTG hell • sometimes NSFW, so pls be 18+ ✨

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Joined April 2020
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(hacker voice) I'm in
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K@kasey_kramerNov 4
Sprung outta bed just like this at 6 AM
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Man I LOVE getting to be a bitch at work!!!!!
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Fr I was wondering why like 80% of the kids who came by last night said absolutely nothing, just stared at me
todd bonzalez (@doinkpatrol) profile picturetodd bonzalez@doinkpatrolNov 1
ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
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Except I forgive the one lil guy who didn't say trick or treat, bc he did pick up one piece of candy, stare at it in amazement, and whisper "I'm gonna eat this one"
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OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CANT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING
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Good morning. The horrors persist but you know what else persists? That’s right. Fuckass 9-5 routine
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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being gay and anti ai in a workplace in 2026
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correct, i don't use it. i'm smarter than the people who do, that's why
Major Glazer 🔜 Your DMs (@John_Bummit) profile pictureMajor Glazer 🔜 Your DMs@John_BummitOct 21
So the people that are anti AI, do you like, not use AI at all??? Like not using it for generative art, and paying artists, I understand, but you're behinnnndddd if you refuse to touch it
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maha@mahaaaayOct 21
how the fuck is it only wednesday i feel like i have been put through a paper shredder
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@TanielOct 19
this story
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Bolts (@boltsmag) profile pictureBolts@boltsmagOct 18
Advocates for people with incarcerated family say prisons often cancel visits for what they deem is excessive contact with loved ones. “There are so many other experiences like that where just a simple hug or a peck is constituted as excessive contact.” boltsmag.org/california-pris…
This New Law Will Make It Easier for Californians to Visit Family in Prison

This New Law Will Make It Easier for Californians to Visit Family in Prison

Families of incarcerated people have long faced arbitrary denial of visits and harassment by prison staff. They advocated for reforms that passed last week.

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in seattle whenever it gets slightly foggy everybody hops in their car at 8AM and immediately rams into the nearest vehicle at max speed
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a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes
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chase@_chase_____Oct 6
if ur feeling overwhelmed just take a moment and rly observe ur surroundings. you’ll be like ok wow there’s dust everywhere. just another thing to deal with. plus dishes and laundry. and climate change is getting like so so bad. what were we talking about
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NEW: WA Ferries wanted you to think their workers are whiny babies who make $350k. The truth is more complicated and more sympathetic --- workers making $65k, engine room paid 20% less than above deck, and those making the big bucks working 70 hour weeks. theburnerseattle.com/post/wa…
Washington State Ferries Tried To Turn You On Their Workers By Posting Eye-Popping Salary

Washington State Ferries Tried To Turn You On Their Workers By Posting Eye-Popping Salary

Ferry service has returned mostly to normal after 23 ferry engine room workers called out sick, shutting down 13 out of 18 vessels on Monday. While there’s no official confirmation workers coordina...

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This is so fucking disingenuous!! There's 8 chief engineers total (1 per ferry), and 350k is the salary of exactly one (1) of them after working a fuckton of overtime. Most of the people in the engine room make 65-90k MAX. This is straight up union busting tactics! Fuck WSF
Washington State Ferries (@wsferries) profile pictureWashington State Ferries@wsferriesOct 5
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The employees who work in the engine room play a vital role in providing WSF’s safe service, which is why Chief Engineers have a base salary of $157,000, and can make more than $350,000 a year with overtime, as well as annual sick and vacation leave, and retirement accrual. (4/6)
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its grand theft autumn do u know where ur boy is tonight
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We're not ready for a discussion on problematic age gaps between parents and children. Why are you, as a 40-year-old, keeping a 10-year-old in your house.
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Y'all he has a JOB!!
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani will not join anti-Netanyahu protests during the United Nations General Assembly. The mayor is sitting out the demonstrations as world leaders gather in New York City.
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