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Joined February 2026
“His body”? Don’t talk about the #txlege Senate like that
Trump on talking about ass: Maybe I should do that with Ken Paxton, but I'm not sure his body would qualify.
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50% CHANCE OF RAIN 2MRW ☔️ #TXLEGE
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Some capitol staff moves, courtesy of @apatexas' newsletter #txlege
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Me when they’re about to begin another round of scaffolding work on the east wing of the #txlege
going to be slightly vibrating for the next eight days. please use caution in approaching me
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Someone get this guy a Capitol intership. Something on 1E not E1
Folks have asked me if I’m going into politics after finding out I am finishing my Government degree at UT Austin. The answer is a definite no. I’m just a big fan of comedy.
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This is the biggest attempt by Paxton to shave 50 years off since he went to Turkey for a hair transplant #txlege
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
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Germaneness #txlege
What's the scariest word to YOU?
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SB 7 layout tearing the energy industry consumer groups in the gallery a new 🍑 📸 @RenzoDowney #txlege
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Are surfboards boats? Because Matagorda Dade is a free agent and would crush this #txlege
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At the @TPPF Housing Symposium here in Austin, taking stock of where we are and plotting strategy for the upcoming legislative session. Naturally I will be talking to everyone about coliving housing reform and ACUs 😉 #txlege
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🚨Great listen here for the #txlege community
Everyone is focused on Paxton, Abbott, Talarico, Hinojosa, and French. Only the diehards are looking at the lege races. So, @gwfulce decided to break down every competitive #txlege race, and then some. Check it out NOW!
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Matagorda Dade’s San Antonio chateau #txlege
Scooter found the elusive Talarico - Abbott voter! Honestly, I did not think this existed #TXSen
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Dad, we miss you already. An outstanding Texan, legislator, Govt Affairs lawyer, Aggie and to me the best father, mentor, and friend. Thank you for all the love and support. I’m leaving his obituary in the comments. Services are later next week at the Texas State Cemetery.
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Replying to @aanonomus0
this can’t be right?? I’ve seen Dec runoff after a Texas Nov general before. But, am not awake enough to scour Constitution Also, my head is spinning right now - how did we elect a governor with only 39% of the vote? also FML now I gotta go apologize to the German guy
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Someone in my department of 350+ people just hit "reply all" on an email. This afternoon just got more interesting.
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This will become an increasingly fascinating trend.
The data centres going up for AI are now so expensive that insurers will not cover one in full. Five years ago the average data centre an insurer was asked to cover was worth about $150 million. Today it is about $3 billion. What insurers will put on a single site has not kept pace, and plenty of these projects now carry cover for a third to a half of what they cost. A fire or a storm rarely destroys a whole campus, so they cover what one bad event could plausibly take out instead of the full cost of everything on site. That is how a $3 billion building ends up insured for a third to a half of what it cost. Count everything at risk on one campus – the building, the machines inside it, the tenants – and it can pass $50 billion. Insurers are in the business of writing risk, so when they start limiting how much they will take on a single site it is worth asking why. The answer is concentration: that much value, in one place, on one grid, inside one weather system. If you are picking the site for the next one, it looks like the cheapest risk management available is not putting it next to the last one.
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The latest Truth Social post from the president of the United States.
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Love to see the great @gwfulce get a spot like this. Well deserved. Already best interviewer on #txlege Twitter, stock rising as interviewee 📈
.@timodc: "What's the level of panic among your Texas Republican friends?" @gwfulce: "People are worried…It's the Republican economy plus Paxton at the top of the ticket."
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Me listening to @TXBullpen boys get a good chuckle out of “soft D” on this week’s episode #txlege
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