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Rich

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Joined May 2013
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I felt a chill in the air which can only mean that Connor O’Malley must be filming a new video
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If you want to make Twitter a better experience go in the comments and block all the blue checks
Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) profile pictureSpencer Althouse
@SpencerAlthouseNov 8
wow SNL went innnnn on Elon Musk during tonight's Weekend Update. Jeremy Culhane's impression of him is so good "Grok, do, like, an epic vulgar roast of me, Elon Musk" "Elon Musk, you're the worst thing South Africa has ever done. When you're on TV, it feels like an episode of Hate on the Spectrum. Maybe if you have 100 more kids, one of them will talk to you."
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It’s time for a James Bond from Delaware county Pennsylvania
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 7
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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woke 3 we’re putting Trixie Mattel on Mount Rushmore
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We’re sending barron trump to swarthmore
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Make Nicki Minaj do an NPR pledge drive
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Coastal elites 🙏
sav 🐸 (@TsunamiSavvv) profile picturesav 🐸@TsunamiSavvvNov 4
god it’s so beautiful
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turning in early, I gotta beat your daughter’s ass in high school volleyball tomorrow
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.@elonmusk damn bitch you spent money on this?
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We’re locking Nancy Mace the bathroom
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We shipping those Cornell boys to Ukraine
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You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news
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LFG GO MAINE
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We’re putting kente cloth on Mitch McConnell
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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We are gonna trans your kids so bad.
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.@GOP
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I put on FOX News and I think Sean Hannity is going to cry lmaooooooo
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