Don't tweet much - really only here to follow others. “Don’t go mistaking your house burning down for the dawn.”
Aylesbury, UK
Joined March 2012
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I never got to see Portillo in 1997 (was abroad) so was happy that I stayed up to see that the tipping point seat that officially gave Labour their majority was Rees-Mogg losing!
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Today was a good day. Met @tomgrossicomedy. Hung out with fellow NFL fans. Enjoyed some good food. Helped raise some money for charity. #chaoticgood
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ALT My brain when having breakfast at home: A bit of toast or some cereal is plenty. My brain when having breakfast at a hotel: Ok, we need to start with some cereal, move on to a full plate of cooked food, then pastries, fruit, a yoghurt, and toast with 3 types of jam in mini jars.
Hello @chilternrailway, is anyone im the office today? You’ve got 3-400 people queuing on the concourse at Marylebone with all trains showing as Delayed on the departure boards, but your last tweet was 8 hours ago. Any idea what’s happening?
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I’ve finally managed to win the NFL fantasy league that I’ve been participating in for 14 seasons and the feeling is more of relief than joy!
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It’s all my fault. A few years ago I made a wish that @chilternrailway customers on the Aylesbury line might get a level of service as good as those on the Mainline. Unfortunately I didn’t realise they’d manage it by bringing the Mainline down to our level. Sorry all!
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It’s taken three years and one month but I finally have a positive Covid test. Don’t feel so left out now! Maybe that’s what the government alert was all about?
Chiltern: Tree fallen on the line, massive delays
Metropolitan line: <thinks how can we beat that>
Met line: Mattress on the line!
Me: Well I was already over an hour late anyway, at least this way I’ve got a good story out of it
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Put a claim in with @chilternrailway Delay Repay scheme cause my train yesterday was 21 minutes late. Got a rejection e-mail today saying no refund as the delay was less than 15 minutes! 21 > 15 🤔?
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It turns out I spent nearly 2% of Kwasi Kwarteng’s tenure as Chancellor in The Queue.
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When Huw Edwards gets home, do you reckon he can't stop narrating. "The fridge there, of course... a great thing for keeping liquid cold, as it has done for many years. The milk, a favourite of her late majesty, now... into my tea. A real atmosphere in the kitchen here tonight."
Oh no. I’ve now got Tadej Pogačar’s name to the tune of La Cucaracha going round in my head and I can’t shift it. #TdF
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GOLDSPHINCTER! <pa-paaaa-paaaaap > He’s the man / the man with the Midas fudge etc etc
An alleged smuggler with $40,000 worth of gold hidden under his wig and inside his rectum was arrested by customs officers bit.ly/398cJ0N via @thisisinsider
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130,000 people watching the planes land on Big Jet TV but how many of them will bother going down to their local, grassroots airfield next weekend?
Dear Scotland, your hills may be difficult to climb on the bike but when the scenery is this good, I’ll let you off! @EtapeLochNess
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