Don't tweet much - really only here to follow others. “Don’t go mistaking your house burning down for the dawn.”
Aylesbury, UK
Joined March 2012
- Tweets986
- Following27
- Followers55
- Likes336
Steven Robinson retweeted
ALT My brain when having breakfast at home: A bit of toast or some cereal is plenty. My brain when having breakfast at a hotel: Ok, we need to start with some cereal, move on to a full plate of cooked food, then pastries, fruit, a yoghurt, and toast with 3 types of jam in mini jars.
Steven Robinson retweeted
It turns out I spent nearly 2% of Kwasi Kwarteng’s tenure as Chancellor in The Queue.
Steven Robinson retweeted
When Huw Edwards gets home, do you reckon he can't stop narrating. "The fridge there, of course... a great thing for keeping liquid cold, as it has done for many years. The milk, a favourite of her late majesty, now... into my tea. A real atmosphere in the kitchen here tonight."
Steven Robinson retweeted
GOLDSPHINCTER! <pa-paaaa-paaaaap > He’s the man / the man with the Midas fudge etc etc
An alleged smuggler with $40,000 worth of gold hidden under his wig and inside his rectum was arrested by customs officers bit.ly/398cJ0N via @thisisinsider
Steven Robinson retweeted
130,000 people watching the planes land on Big Jet TV but how many of them will bother going down to their local, grassroots airfield next weekend?
Steven Robinson retweeted
And they’ll be dancing in the streets of Pom-Bear.
#TheHundred
Steven Robinson retweeted
Willing to bet on this being the last we hear of the "daily testing pilot" that totally and definitely exists
Steven Robinson retweeted
Football match interrupted by power station demolition. A football game taking place in Rugeley, Staffordshire, was interrupted by the controlled demolition of 4 chimneys at a power station in the town. The cooling towers were brought down at 11.15am today (June 6). #rugeley
Steven Robinson retweeted
Tottenham joining a European super league is like Bananaman getting called up as an Avenger
Steven Robinson retweeted
Inspired by the likes of @jeremylion I have dedicated far too much time to producing this 'very helpful' exam paper for all those homeschooling at the minute. Ideal for testing your exam skills, or examining your test skills.
You may turn over your papers now.
Steven Robinson retweeted
It would be easier if we just formalised this now & tied it to the calendar;
January, March, May, July, September, November;
'Go home, you plague spreading irresponsible monsters'
February, April, June, August, October, December;
'Get back to work, you've ruined the economy'
Steven Robinson retweeted
Please be considerate to us pharmacy workers today. We have 6x the amount of prescriptions to do than normal and the demand for otc requests is huge. We’re at work to provide an essential service for the community #bekind #bepatient
