Half bar owner, half bitcoiner, half mathematician. I’m very good at one of these

Raleigh, NC
Joined February 2018
Take a moment and reconnect to the soul of Bitcoin 🎵 When the Cypriots were losing faith That’s when I learned about the blockchain I still remember how it all changed When Satoshi said… Don’t you worry Don’t you worry, child Bitcoin has got a plan for you 🎵
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Man, this network is becoming so beautiful
🧅MORE ONION🧅
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When normies objected to bitcoin because “it’s digital” we know that’s dumb. But what if instead of digital they said “whimsical”. That’s harder to dismiss. And the more bitcoin changes the more they have a point
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Of course they are tricked into thinking that fiat is backed by gold when fiat is digital, whimsical, and backed by nothing. But the point still stands. People don’t think something whimsical can be a sound money. And they see digital as inherently more whimsical than physical
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Imo this is the deeper fight. We have to prove that a digital cryptocurrency can be rock solid both in terms of supply cap and consensus rules. Until then “it won’t work because it’s digital” has a point in that nothing digital can remain rock solid
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We wouldn’t trust a fiat money if they decided not to print for a while. The problem isn’t the decision, it’s the ability. In the long run, the same will be true of Bitcoin. If it’s only a small group that can make change, it’s done. Doesn’t matter who the group is.
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Software is joining the group of “buy the older model it will last longer” Cars, refrigerators, AC units,and now my 10yr old MacBook Pro is faster than my new one New devs and techs with fiat incentives adding stupid features at the cost of reliability Will bitcoin avoid this?
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Big change in the broad scale character of output distributions in June of last year on the BTC chain. Before then messy clusters of outputs were usually .001 BTC and less. Now they’re are 0.01 BTC
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Taleb writes the foreword to The Bitcoin Standard. Taleb then simps for COVID authorities and sells out. Saif gets mad. Saif is cool until the cold card hack. Then Saif simps for Saylor. When Taleb sold out I always had a feeling that Saif would eventually sell out too
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Massive credit to Alphamine for getting this done As of today, Alphapool no longer offers paid public stratumv1 This is a huge win for decentralization of bitcoin mining
XBT.AlphaPool.Tech has officially closed our Public Free-Trial DATUM Endpoints! 🎉 As of 10/16/26 12PM EDT any miners using the Pool Hosted Failover Public Endpoints pay a 25% >> 100% escalating fee (24hrs - 96hrs). Miners who have not yet setup up their own nodes+DATUM will now be paying a 100% Fee donating the proceeds to the DATUM miners of the pool. If you see the below message on your individual miner dashboard? You need to get your own node+DATUM setup right away! Please see👉xbt.alphapool.tech/start and let me know if you have any questions or need support running your own node!
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Simple Steve 🌌 retweeted
A pattern is emerging in the responses to CAPTURE: The Machine. Joe Nakamoto: “Saved you a click. Old news.” Now Jonathan Bier, CEO of Farside Investors, posting as @FarsideInsights: “TLDR. Already widely publicised.” Same straw man. Same dismissal. Reduce an investigation to one already-public fact, then declare the entire thing old news. But that's precisely the point of CAPTURE. The individual facts were often public. What matters is the picture that emerges when you put the editorial conflicts, disclosure failures, policy exemptions, financial arrangements, institutional relationships, and timelines together. Break that picture back into isolated facts, and each becomes easier to dismiss. Worth noting: Bier sits on Brink's board, administers Bitcoin developer grants, and personally answered questions for the CAPTURE investigation about Brink's internal governance. He's not an outside observer of the institutional structures this series examines. Don't trust. Verify.
CAPTURE Part 4: THE MACHINE The fourth and final installment is out. Bitcoin Magazine wasn’t just covering the fight over Bitcoin’s future. Its parent operated an Ordinals trading desk, invested in businesses tied to the ecosystem, and maintained editorial policies that exempted parts of that same business. Then came an $80,000/month marketing contract, with an option for Nakamoto Inc. to buy BTC Inc at a valuation tied to its earnings, in a window that included the OP_RETURN fight. Nakamoto exercised the option. Readers were not consistently told about these commercial relationships. A documented investigation into the commercial interests and media infrastructure surrounding the Bitcoin Core controversy. citadel21.com/the-machine
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2018 Saifedean: “The only way to own bitcoin is to have control of the private keys.” -The Bitcoin Standard, Chapter 8 2026 Saifedean: Michael Saylor has come out with 4% of all the bitcoin without having control of the private keys
Michael Saylor has gone through his second year-long bitcoin bear market and come out with 4% of all the bitcoin, billions in USD cash, & close to zero net debt, all while relentlessly posting AI memes every day. Haters in shambles.
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Are people scrambling to change their diet/supplements routines all the time simply because diet/supplement has become like wearing the trendy colors of the season? Or is it a global autoimmune disorder arising from the subconscious anxiety of unsustainable national debts
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Simple Steve 🌌 retweeted
The Coldcard entropy exploit, the Trezor customer data hack, and the Ledger supply chain hack, all point to the obvious: the spooks want your Bitcoin Really, really bad.
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Simple Steve 🌌 retweeted
Replying to @giacomozucco
hard to subpoena a nym. satoshi walking off was half the security model
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Because, unlike Satoshi, modern Bitcoin builders fixated on wanting to build commercial legal entities with their fiat name, instead of pseudonymous FLOSS. Fundamentally broken model, to be avoided when possible.
Everyone wants to scale bitcoin and build a layer 2 project. However, nobody wants the users or developers from China, Russia and India. Who exactly are we scaling for?
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So NVK aggressively buys URLs like seedsigner.org to weaken his competition, yet apparently never bought coldcardwallet.io to protect his customers? The URL coldcardwallet.io was available up until Oct 3rd of this year. There’s no history before that.
We are investigating how a post containing a phishing link was published from this account. It has since been deleted. Do not visit or interact with that link. COLDCARD’s only official website is coldcard.com. This account has used offline 2FA with tightly restricted access since 2017. We have contacted @X and are reviewing all account access. We will share further verified updates here.
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Simple Steve 🌌 retweeted
Entering 99 dice rolls on a SeedSigner takes me 10–15 minutes. As much as I think dice rolls are the way to go, that's a lot of friction, especially for multisig. So I built a dice scanner into SeedSigner: pack 100 dice into a grid, take one photo, check every roll. Takes about 2–3 min. Once the rolls are read, it uses the same seed generation code as entering them by hand. I've proposed it to @SeedSigner as a pull request. Not merged yet, so not for real funds.
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AI FUD is older than computers. In 1863, they warned that machines would enslave humanity. 163 years later, the machines can write poetry, diagnose cancer, and drive cars, all while the Doomers post their worries from an iPhone. h/t @SteveSimple paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/ne…
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For the AI doomers out there… An article from 1863 warning how all this new machinery (steam engines, etc) would become self aware and take over humanity paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/ne…
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It looks like the US Government, apparently an expert Bitcoiner, split their coins into BTC and XBT while lesser bitcoiners like Coinbase haven’t yet
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