Dog person. Gay. Definitely Not Queer. Not Part Of The LGBTQIA Bollox.
London, England
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Scott retweeted
Watching Michael Che hand Colin Jost a joke he’s never seen before on Weekend Update reveals how much safety we buy with rehearsal.
Real connection usually starts right where control ends. The most magnetic people aren't the ones who never stumble; they're the ones who smile before reading the punchline.
Glenn Close is on Graham Norton with Michael Douglas explaining why she refused the Fatal Attraction reshoot.
Original ending had her slit her own throat. Audiences hated it, so they wanted her to come back and attack the wife with a knife instead. She said no, her character wasn’t a psychopath. In the meeting she told everyone she wasn’t doing it. Michael leaned back and said, “babe, I’m a whore.”
She still laughs telling it. That line is the whole story.
Somalis voting in Somalias.
Parts of America will resemble Tower Hamlets, Birmingham and other shitholes.
The virus will spread quickly in the States as it has here…..
Americans best do something before it’s too late…..
And just like Europe, America too is fucked……
🚨🇺🇸 Meanwhile in Minnesota
They imported hundreds of thousands of Somali’s inter Minnesota - now the same Somali’s are electing more Somalians
This is newly elected Representative Somalian Abdi Daisane
Once in power they will now import millions more - Americans will flee the state in larger numbers - more Somalians get elected and in 10 years the State will be under Sharia Law
America just like everywhere else totally cooked
I started to follow this chap when I was out in Dubai & the mad Iranians were firing missiles & shit in the direction of the UAE.
He understands the damage that America and western countries as a whole have done to themselves…..
When a Muslim Brotherhood member wins a Senate race, that’s NOT DEMOCRACY; that’s USEFUL IDIOTS hating their own country. When the mullahs in Iran took over, socialists helped them, and later, the Islamists killed them all. This is the most dangerous moment for Western civilization. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
U.S. Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed is a dark chapter in this great nation’s history.
And as the Bible warns:
“For whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.” — Galatians 6:7 (KJV)
Be careful what you plant in the name of democracy. You may not enjoy the harvest.
Americans “voted for change”.
Do the idiots EVER look across the pond….?
Good luck.
You’re going to need it…….
Well that’s @mandelslime fucked then…..😂
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If I make Dutch Barn a global brand and sell it for hundreds of millions, I will retire, sleep in till noon, play tennis and slowly give away my money to animal charities. So if you hate my comedy, please buy some, and you’ll never see me again 👍 dutchbarn.com
Scott retweeted
This chart has been made using data from The Office for National Statistics. Bear in mind that they are an official body and collect data for the government. What this shows is that the only people who contribute to British society are white people. Everyone else takes. Proof yet again that diversity is not our strength. It’s our burden.
I know my old mucker @Mick_Spilligan will enjoy this…..👍😂😁
