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Lord Mandelslime

@mandelslime

Spoonsnaffler

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Joined May 2022
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Happy Eddy Mubrick peeps.
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The Irish Republic is a parasite on the UK, we should have cut you adrift when we left the UK.
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EU even 😂
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No, you fuck off.
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Cardiff Council (@cardiffcouncil) profile pictureCardiff Council@cardiffcouncilOct 25
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

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I present you with the most batshit post I've ever read. 😂😂😂
Ian Halstead (@TheIanHalstead) profile pictureIan Halstead@TheIanHalsteadOct 25
Replying to @mandelslime @birdwoman1966
England was a cosmopolitan country long before 1066, as Celts, Angles, Huns, Visigoths and more wandered in via our porous borders. White Brit pupils = 5m. 👀 Other white pupils = 590k. 👀 Africans = 440k. Pakistanis = 390k. Indians = 350k. Mixed white & Asian = 150k. So? 🤷‍♂️
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Did I hurt your feelings paedward😂 @petepedwards
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How will I cope 😂😂😂😂 @SarahCholwill
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Oi @barry_halverson nice tune.
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You seen this @StopULEZToday. The bastard ripped off Bonnie Rait 😂
Juliana 🎶🎵❤️🎸 (@JulianaGirl80) profile pictureJuliana 🎶🎵❤️🎸@JulianaGirl807 Nov 2025
I Can't Make You Love Me George Michael #GeorgeMichael
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Shit your pants pal, oh and you still aren't Welsh. @vulcanliam92
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Nods in appreciation.
Harry Brown (@HazBrown1) profile pictureHarry Brown@HazBrown1Oct 10
🎶 To Wetherspoons he drifts with a grin and a plan 🎶 @mandelslime 🫵 😂
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Apparently @StopULEZToday is 70 today.👇
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Oi @PobXIX here it is
White American (@White_Amercan) profile pictureWhite American@White_Amercan15 Nov 2024
I’ve been searching high and low for this video Shoutout to @heywesman for posting it
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Seen this @HazBrown1 😂😂
Omid Djalili (@omid9) profile pictureOmid Djalili
@omid9Oct 5
And he agreed to have his face in the article? They couldn’t have beaten me into submission to admit that happened, let alone tell a newspaper ⬇️
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He's got me nailed on 😂😂😂
Mike Spilligan (RAF Retired) 🛠️✈️ Unvaxxed Legend (@Mick_Spilligan) profile pictureMike Spilligan (RAF Retired) 🛠️✈️ Unvaxxed Legend@Mick_SpilliganOct 4
A trip to Spoons ...
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Has anybody ever seen The Hulk and Shabana Mahmood in the same room?
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https://nitter.gq/t.co/ELJ8cFpjes Oi @TraceyBland7, you been at the football 😂😂
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Me, when the cardboard box of condiments arrive.
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@WireSpy92Sep 18
.@ShabanaMahmood why do you always threaten the full force of the law when white people protest? And why haven’t you deported a single Muslim Rochdale grooming gang member?
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LiamLFC@nala9202Sep 14
Hi @Steven59066 big fan of yours which I am anyway I have got my Halloween costume ready for Saturday October 31st from Tesco how nice is that can’t wait to be bald
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Oi @TraceyBland7 @traceyt1uk you'll appreciate this😂😂😂
Roxy (@Roxy6_) profile pictureRoxy@Roxy6_Sep 11
For one night only… “The Clique” are back Friday night = Dance night 🕺 @HazBrown1 🕺🕺
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New Marvel film looks shit.
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