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Life is a story. Make it good.

New York, NY
Joined December 2015
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President Trump says Ilhan Omar could go to jail, calls Somalia a “shithouse.”
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We asked AI to show that Sydney Sweeney would be just as attractive if she dressed more modestly.
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Replying to @anttsinc
High trust society closing its doors in 3, 2, 1....
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🚨 They didn’t come to shop. A couple walked into Black Friday Deals in Morrow, Georgia on Saturday, Sept 5th — and waited for a shopper to turn her back. One unguarded second. They snatched her entire purse off the cart. Car keys. House keys. Cash. Credit cards. Then they took off. The store desperately needs this couple identified. X family — if you know this pair, speak up. Things need to change in our society. Let’s give this woman the justice she deserves. 👜 #TheHopeFiles
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Sparkling for you, Dolly - at 9:25 💖 – at New York, NY
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It’s so important to remain understated on one’s birthday, to avoid anything gaudy or vulgar.
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FIRST ON LOTT: Wesley Ford, the man who was fired from @Chilis for refusing to use made-up pronouns, spoke with us after he went viral for standing up to woke gender ideology. "Libs of TikTok picked it up and shared it... the moment that happened, EVERYTHING changed... The amount of messages and support I got, it just started pouring in!" "Americans are sick of this. This is not a Republican or Democrat thing... people are just tired of this being forced upon them."
Man says he was FIRED from Chilis in Louisiana for calling a FEMALE by her actual name and not using “they/them” pronouns “I’m not participating in that shit anymore. You’re not gonna shame me or force me to participate in it.” “This is a total violation of my first amendment rights, my religious freedom, my free speech.” @Chilis is this true??? Cc @AAGDhillon
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Replying to @FightWithMemes
I would have waited until she was done and be like 'HEY! You know I can see you?" and watch the panic set in on their face.
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Quick to request but slow to revere? ❤️
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The Most Powerful Prayer - Read it Once ; It works Immediate !
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Replying to @Milajoy
I'm learning all sorts of new words today! killists, condemption, idiotcy...
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God bless you all ‼️
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Rich dude Exposes how to Manifest ‼️‼️
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Is it a crime to be fine and white at the same time? Jeez!
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i ordered spaghetti and meatballs and the meatballs had their own separate sauce
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Woman Worried Her Eyebrows Aren’t Stupid Enough buff.ly/F4AyeKa
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Disqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Women’s Locker Rooms buff.ly/ITxposk
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It’s Always Something With This Bitch: The Thing Your Friend Ordered Looks Way Better Than The Thing You Ordered clickhole.com/its-always-som…
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