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Straston Calhoun

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un-PC satire and commentary | A brash, sardonic Jerseyite when I haven’t had my whiskey but a Southern gentleman all else

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Okay! As promised, a deeper look into the GOP dumpster fire that was 2026 through the eyes of my state, NC So, North Carolina, the 12th state, pop 11.2 M Long been a battleground state since 1980 with an affluent, educated tech crowd of NOVA and good ol boys of AL 1/
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Robert Burns (@RobertBurnsNC) profile picture
Robert Burns
@RobertBurnsNC21h
Time for the North Carolina General Assembly to override Josh Stein’s veto on Constitutional Carry. Get it done. End your term on a high note. The voters next go around will remember your courage.
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owl (@sixsideowl) profile pictureowl
@sixsideowl23h
boy no way
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Pat Welter WRAL (@PatrickWelter) profile picture
Pat Welter WRAL@PatrickWelter10h
UNC loses to Louisville 16-14 in a game where Billy Edwards was injured in the second half. Louisville sealed it on a late pick, then here's my view of the fights that broke out after the kneel down. Bill Belichick got in the mix and tried to break it up. #UNC
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I overslept What a wolp thing to do
💜 Noon 💜 🔜 ANE (@NoonTheWolf) profile picture💜 Noon 💜 🔜 ANE
@NoonTheWolf22h
I wanna stay in bed all day
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UNC is a Yankeetard school, that’s why
Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) profile pictureBarstool Sports
@barstoolsports11h
ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE IN CHAPEL HILL!
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It’s wolp weather
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NWS GSP (@NWSGSP) profile pictureNWS GSP
@NWSGSPNov 13
Winter has arrived in Linville, NC! Portions of the North Carolina mountains will continue to see snow showers through tonight. Photo Credit: @andytomsphoto #ncwx
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Denaturalize and deport
Bo French (@bofrench) profile pictureBo French
@bofrench21h
As an American, who's family has been here for 400 years, I shouldn't have to listen to people who are in fact not from here, do not share our culture, scam our institutions, and hate our nation, because they shouldn't be here in the first place.
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LOLOLOLOL I remember that
Handre (@Handre) profile pictureHandre
@HandreNov 14
US Presidents tier list.
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You’re in good hands with this guy in the captain’s cabin
News to Remember (@allchronology) profile pictureNews to Remember
@allchronologyNov 14
Listen to this pilot. Speaking the truth about his flight during the FAA ground stop. I hope he doesn’t lose his job over it. Bless you, Mr. Pilot! 🙏
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Kind of a win Kind of Where are the Christians doing the same thing?
🇺🇸 Wukune 🇺🇸 (@wukune) profile picture🇺🇸 Wukune 🇺🇸
@wukune18h
At least we owned the chuds, right?
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If western women were more like Mrs Brisby, White birth rates would rival the Middle East’s
Oki Opossum 🐭 (@OkiOpossum) profile pictureOki Opossum 🐭@OkiOpossumNov 14
Now THIS is how you write a compelling female character. Mrs. Brisby never hesitated to put herself in harm's way for her family. Even bleeding and locked in a cage, a mother's love refused to let her give up.
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Either deliberate or low IQ
drew hawkins (@WAdrewhawkins) profile picturedrew hawkins@WAdrewhawkinsNov 14
AIS track of the Atlantic Asphalt before the New Orleans collision
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The 2 Christian parts of the country don’t defecate everywhere
Paul (@soloswingtrader) profile picturePaul
@soloswingtraderNov 14
Replying to @khyimiq
@khyimiq
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My dog is more potty trained F**king subhumans
Super Pooper INDIA (@khyimiq) profile pictureSuper Pooper INDIA
@khyimiqNov 14
Indian Amazon Driver Openly sh*ts on Californian Homeowner's Property 🇺🇸
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This guy and every Boomer doesn’t represent my state Every church there uses the Scoffield Bible
Coastal Country Club (@ccmembersonly) profile pictureCoastal Country Club
@ccmembersonlyNov 13
I thought this was fake.
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No greater punishment for them than to be sent back to their homeland
David Santa Carla 🦇 (@TheOnlyDSC) profile pictureDavid Santa Carla 🦇
@TheOnlyDSCNov 14
An Air India pilot demands permission to land at JFK amid chaos of the FAA grounded flight crisis.
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Saaaarrr
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Info Battle Maiden
@info_maidenNov 13
No explanation needed. Just a picture of the staff is all that’s necessary.
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Microsoft (@Microsoft) profile pictureMicrosoft
@MicrosoftNov 13
We are deeply sorry for the disruption this incident has caused our customers and partners. We know the trust they place in our services and take that responsibility extremely seriously. We are seeing broad recovery and stability across our services. This was a technical issue not related to cyber or AI / agents. The incident was introduced by an issue during an earlier network capacity upgrade that surfaced following a recent network change. We have addressed the underlying issue and continue to restore service to remaining customers and regions. Given the scale of demand, we restored services gradually, validating stability at each stage. While this took longer, it helped ensure a stable restoration. We will provide a full post-incident report once our review is complete.
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We are captain now saaaaaaaarrrr
Lindsay Graham (in Hell) (@BurningGraham) profile pictureLindsay Graham (in Hell)@BurningGrahamNov 13
Replying to @nicksortor
@nicksortor
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Sam 🇺🇸
@SamEagleForgeNov 13
Replying to @nicksortor
Anytime a ship is about to have a collision, they're supposed to sound the ship's horn to let the other vessel know it's coming. I don't hear any horns, alarms, or whistles...
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