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Adrian Dad

@StyloDad

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Joined April 2020
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I told my kids that they had enough Halloween candy and then I woke up in the oven
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Dave from Wendy's used to work for Colonel Sanders it's all connected man
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I can tell when someone thinks they're a warlock just by looking at them
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ugh@ughfinewhateverNov 4
a dog just shot and killed kristi noem
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Trey@treydaywayNov 4
I miss the 90s because that's where I left my metabolism and knees
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaNov 4
And now is the time on Sprockets when we shitpost
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Sometimes I think that I should only have to say things once and then I just laugh and laugh.
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaNov 2
Show me on the voodoo doll where the girl from Twitter hurt you
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Canadians are watching our elections the way you watch your drunk neighbor attempt to launch fireworks from his garage.
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There comes a time in everyone's life when you hear the newest slang and you decide that you don't care enough to know what it means.
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Matty@bestestname25 Jun 2023
Goodnight, Moon. No, you hang up first, Moon.
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaNov 1
I don’t like the person I become when my team wins and my husbands loses.
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[coming out of the womb] I'm not here to make friends
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Maybe we should give Waldo some space
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*becomes a librarian for the shushing*
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I have deleted Facebook, which means I will no longer know who died fatter than I am, or later than I'd hoped.
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Silent no more. It's time we call perfume in purple bottles what it is: hussy water.
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Arms should be removable at bedtime.
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how to achieve the perfect smokey eye: apply eyeliner yesterday
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Okay, these chores aren't going to postpone by themselves
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Wick@WagsHourOct 20
My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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