Accidental Joker 🇯🇲 @Chelseafc fan, gym rat, tennis talk

Joined April 2019
No Caicedo is crazy lmao
Liverpool vs Chelsea Combined XI ⚔️ 🔴 7 - Liverpool 🔵 4 - Chelsea #LIVCHE | #EFLCup
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Emegha based on what I’ve seen is a goal scorer. But he needs to stay fit
🚨 Chelsea believe they have their Nicolas Jackson replacement in Emmanuel Emegha. The problem is that injuries have kept him out of the action so far. (@TheAthleticFC) #CFC
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This is so true. This team constantly lower their level regardless of form
You don't know Chelsea Farke was about to be sacked last season. Chelsea saved his job Arteta was about to be sacked in 2020. Chelsea saved his job. Any team on a bad run? Want to turn your fortunes around? Better call Chelsea We are a charitable institution and I would be more surprised if we beat united
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The Rock selling the stunner will always be the greatest sell ever 😂
أعظم نهاية في تاريخ سماكداون 🔥🔥
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God will always renew and restore 🙏🏾
Holland Bamboo, Saint Elizabeth One year ago hurricane Melissa tore through one of Jamaica's most iconic roads. One year after this is what it looks like 🇯🇲
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This was so long ago. My gosh
The first goalkeeper to win a Ballon d’Or since Lev Yashin in 1963.
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Did Arsenal just get knocked out of the league cup?
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Now a days whenever I make a turn I hold down the indicator lever so it doesn’t come off after the steering wheel locks out. Such is my annoyance of police being obtuse
Obviously by the time I made the turn the indicator would turn off. We can go to court, let’s goooo
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Unbroken line Over taking a line of traffic Cars visibly coming from the other direction Typical Jamaican taxi driver endangering peoples lives
(VIdeo courtesy of Andre ) crash involving taxi several injured to include schoolers
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lol this club will never have nice things
🚨⚠️ Bad news for Chelsea as João Pedro will be “out for few weeks”, confirms Xabi Alonso. “João has suffered a thigh injury, he won’t be available for few weeks”, Xabi Alonso says.
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Smooth Criminal retweeted
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Wel deserved Sir Harry
🚨 BREAKING: Harry Kane wins the Men's Ballon d'Or.🏆
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What is this?
🏆✨ OFFICIAL: Bukayo Saka wins Socrates Award for Fair Play at Ballon d’Or 2026. 👏🏿
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Bukayo Saka won the Socrates Award for his humanitarian work with BigShoe supporting medical care and surgeries for children in Nigeria and beyond. The award recognizes footballers off-pitch social and charitable contributions not on-pitch fair play. arsenal.com/news/bukayo-sa… goal.com/en/news/ballon… espn.com/soccer/story/_…
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Again utter woke nonsense
🏆✨ OFFICIAL: Luis de la Fuente wins Best Manager of the Year Award at Ballon d’Or.
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Over Raya? Unreal bullshit
BREAKING: Unai Simon wins the Men's Goalkeeper of the Year.🧤
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Bro needs to get with the program of defending off the ball. Once he clocks that I’m sure he will play more
🚨🔵 Estevão is reportedly shocked by his lack of playing time at Chelsea and struggling to understand the reasons behind it, with @TeamTalk claiming the Brazilian wants showdown talks. However, Chelsea have no plans to let him leave, despite previous reports suggesting Barcelona are considering a move. The Blues believe Estevão could play a much bigger role in the second half of the season. (@TeamTalk) #CFC
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What a time to be a live Johanna
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Focus band doesn’t do that at 1 HP unless I’m missing something
Wurmple vs Rayquaza
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