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He/Him. Writer. Flirting with death against my will. Discord: Suribot

Joined August 2009
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Going to try and make the switch for real. If you see me on twitter after this, it's not because I lied, it's because I failed.
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Your laughing, A Republican genocide occurred in New Hampshire last night and your fucking laughing.
New Hampshire State House Explodes From 43-Seat GOP majority to 200-Seat Democratic Supermajority
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The Ukraine War will be studied for decades on how almost a century of warfare evolution, devolved to note for note WW1 tactics, and they worked.
In other news, Ukraine’s 11th Army Aviation Brigade just released a new compilation of the unit’s Yak-52 prop planes dogfighting Russian attack drones.
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Im crying
Replying to @jamesonhaslam
Whatever you do, don’t go on Gabe the Electrician’s Instagram when he’s reading homeowner emails-you’ll want to end it all
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I'm sorry but 'City Escape but Godzilla is wreaking havoc' is still the coolest yet funniest idea ever had
The first content drop of Year Two is here...Godzilla has arrived at City Escape! Gear up for the Godzilla Festival kicking off on 11/5. Buy Season Pass Two here: sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog/…
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Scott Colom appears set to win Forrest County, named after Nathan Bedford Forrest, who founded the Ku Klux Klan
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yesterday the very first person to come up to me at the polls was this woman who needed help voting because she has a bandaged finger and I’m like yeah of course! did you have an accident? (just making conversation) and she goes on to say that actually in september she was doing
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It would correct the sin this country has been living under since Ford chose to pardon Nixon. He chose to move forward and it set a precedent, both legally and culturally, that the president and his people are above the law and no one has meaningfully challenged that since.
some view the need for prosecutions of the trump rogues gallery as “revenge”, and don’t get me wrong i love some righteous revenge, but it’s a 100% necessary and practical step to take if you want any semblance of pretending you live in a society with a functioning government.
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The current state of United States political shitposting brings a smile to my face. Appreciate my ✨𝓢𝓗𝓘𝓣✨editing skills.
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playing ocarina of time for friends who've never played it and messed up the horse race so much we RP'd malon bullying me
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Aura battle and Aura mutual understanding #metroid #MetroidRavenous
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A new "now watch this drive" just dropped
Trump: "I think it would destroy the Democrat Party if they did that -- impeachment for no reason. What, for having a successful country? Our country is more successful right now than at any time in history. Watch the beam go up."
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“Long 2016” this “Long 2010” that what about the Long Watergate? When will we finally stand up and put an end to the precedent that Ford created when he chose to pardon Nixon, rather than let him be tried for his crimes and show that all Americans are equal under the law?
The 2028 election cycle begins Today and I just want it on the record that I will throw my support in the primary behind whichever Democrat most wants to launch all Republicans into the sun
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The ADHD urge to be excellent at solving other people's highly complex problems whileletting my car registration expire for 8 months while actively thinking about it every single day
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Reposting Barbarian Urara cuz I colored her up now and did some adjustments.
Zenno Rob Roy's Afterschool Mind Theatre - Part 1 (Brain rot too strong so I mixed the 2 things I enjoy for fun. More to come lol) #umamusume #umamusumefanart
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❗️NEW: Governor Pritzker is out this morning demanding that Dems pursue an aggressive legislative and accountability agenda with “Trump-like speed.”
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WHERE IS YOUR GULF OF AMERICA NOW, ORANGE MAN
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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The Mississippi Senate race is an extraordinary story. If you dig up the history between the two Scott Colom (Dem) vs Cindy Hyde (GOP). This guy Colom was minding his own business and was on track to be a district judge (local bi partisan choice btw) under Biden. But Hyde Smith the current Senator wouldn't give her approval, she blocked Colom's nomination and that was the end of his district judge path. So last year Colom decided to run against Hyde Smith. He is within striking distance of becoming the first black Senator for Mississippi since 1871, and the first Dem Senator since 1989.
Extraordinarily, Scott Colom is on track to win the uncalled Senate race in Mississippi (the last margin I saw was 39 votes but the remaining count favours him, as Kornacki shows in this clip). Colom is a black attorney who ran on a "Common Sense" economic-populist platform aimed at daily life: gas, groceries, healthcare and closing hospitals, plus Medicaid expansion. He won many switchers, and the Republican vote collapsed. That’s how a race which was classed likely or safe Republican until the final week was flipped. This will turn out to be a more than ten-point swing in a poor red state in the Deep South. Swing voters are more volatile than ever, especially when they’re economically hard pressed. They respond to common sense, and they’ve decided Trump and the Republicans are not on their side. Fierce attacks on Colom’s socially liberal track record on some issues didn’t dent him. He said he was Christian and has always been “pro-life”, but that he would trust his daughters to make their own decisions.
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does a gay backflip to piss you off
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Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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