Joined January 2018
Polynesian Sauce - 10s kaizo TA - XV0-1JH-B2G #SuperMarioMaker2 #NintendoSwitch
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I have the mental illness where it genuinely does not occur to me on an intuitive, emotional level that it’s even possible for my absence to hurt people, like I truly do not FEEL that worry in the slightest because my emotions tell me my absence must a neutral, harmless thing
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Replying to @Vianney424
You can go from this to never speaking again. So weird
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Replying to @glyphkeeper
Why? Suspension of disbelief is for hyperdrives and The Force, not literal basic behaviour of physical objects.
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hopefully one day we will look back at commercials like these and reminisce about how barbaric we treated life on earth for ephemeral pleasure
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i wish animals understood Pointing. like stop looking at my hand and look Over There
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Bc if it was me, they’d have me on tape sayin what the fuck 2x in front of those kids & the second one would’ve been loud as hell 😭😭😭
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Swirren retweeted
imagine how many verdicts were handed down on the basis of a weaker willed person giving in to these freaks
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once a nigga go through his worst time alone he really doesn’t care who stays in his life anymore
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Bro i thought this was just me… lawsuit potential
i always found it really funny that if you squeeze airpods pro they chirp
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Here Comes A Nigga With Flowers. Smh!
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Me in a 3rd world country feeling guilty of my single use plastic usage so a whimsical queen in the states can bedazzle her hand cream
This is the cutest trend ever
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The What If show was genuinely such wasted potential. How the hell did we not even get “what if the other 50% snapped” easiest slam dunk of a show but we got Sneaky Duck plowing Kat Dennings instead
What If... the villains succeeded and had to face Thanos instead of the heroes?
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Whatever fat stoned genius came up with the cookout menu should be crowned as a true American hero and celebrated.
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Replying to @pourfairelevide
i genuinely hate that you cant be a lighthouse keeper anymore. like, i understand that some people went insane doing that back then but im built different
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As someone who by choice barely interacts with politics, the messaging here is curious. I usually see fans and “real” people behind trump. Why am I seeing such a show of force behind him for this one?
🚨 WATCH: President Trump addresses gas prices reaching $4 per gallon “I’ll never apologise, you have to live with it, I did the right thing”
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Replying to @cbfwbabyhefner
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Replying to @kmbrlylppngtn
cat's already out the bag might as well show it's a lion
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This is an interesting intelligence test for the Internet. You should straight up not use the Internet if you cannot properly read and process Internet links.
emt classmate asked me if i was a furry today. when i asked why they thought that? its because youtube is a rat who fucking narced on me.
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Generational mog during national anthem
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