@ojjish

hey can I have anything at all

 Folkistan, Istanbul
Joined September 2021
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Corn ✧⍣
@cornski22h
ROCKSTAR HURRY THE FUCK UP
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 27
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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the doc
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I don’t even look my name up on YouTube anymore because it just makes me want to blow my fucking head off
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whoever reads this has to try writing a cave johnson monologue, it's so fun
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Sal@Sal_Predebut20h
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had a dream where I was making mexican popcorn and one of the steps required sulfuric acid
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Sparkworm@SparkwyrmOct 26
Set your VPN to Isreal and the weather app has temperature sliders.
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the song monster mash is about the dong mondyer madh is about het sogn monfet mash
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Sal@Sal_PredebutOct 26
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we're blessed to live in a time where
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gaz@gazpachomachineOct 25
I don't snack in the shower. I Feast.
‏۟@ucnhunOct 24
The fattest shit i’ve heard is finding out people snack while showering?? What the fuck
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this is hilarious for anyone who hasnt watched south park
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“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal
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ALL THE NATIONS ARE TEARING INTO EACH OTHER GROK DO SOMETHING
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Replying to @wacky_hijinks
"Oye! You got a license for that yogurt!"
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when asked to imagine an ordinary ball, is it scientifically possible to have anything other than a red dodgeball come to mind at first?
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japanese delinquent vs slightly irritated french nigga
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war between japan and france accurring as we speak no guns or anything just talking shit on twitter
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Speed is life
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I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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Kane Parson (22 years old) walking around in Valve’s headquarters to discuss the portal movie accidentally stumbling upon Mike Morasky’s mangled corpse
‎Gabe Follower
@gabefollowerOct 22
Mike Morasky, a developer from Valve, directly mentioned HLX (rumored to be Half-Life 3) during his Q&A session.
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