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Joined February 2014
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alarmingly younger gf (scrolling tiktok): i don’t even fw jjk like that but toji phonk edits go so hard 40-year-old ivy league lesbian academic stroking her hair: they used to call these AMVs in the Bush administration
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Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies
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this is happening to men now
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Scooby-Doo Background Paintings (1969)
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Adding pronouns to my work email signature but putting she/her/hers so everyone will think I'm just a liberal cïs woman
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I was looking high and low for Carmen Sandiego on this bitch
There was a time when we respected the computer
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there's something truly beautiful about how the phrase "4chan behavior" doesn't really mean the same thing it did a decade ago, "twitter behavior" doesn't mean the same thing it meant a decade ago, but "reddit behavior" ABSOLUTELY means the EXACT same thing it meant a decade ago
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Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh.
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The Coos Bay Times, Marshfield, Oregon, July 25, 1929
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This is significant - the Canadian Revenue Agency just revoked the Jewish National Fund’s charitable status for supporting the IDF. The JNF is the single-largest landowner (13%) in Israel via theft & does not allow non-Jews to live on land it owns. Up to 25% of JNF Canada’s budget comes from Canadian taxpayer money vis tax credits. JNF has planted millions of trees across ethnically cleansed/stolen Palestinian land to ensure Palestinians can’t return - same JNF campaign Harris bragged about doing at AIPAC in 2017.
‼️BREAKING: The CRA has revoked the charitable status of the Jewish National Fund (@JNFca) for violating Canadian and international law by providing support to a foreign army and enabling Israel’s annexation of land within the Occupied Territories. nationalpost.com/news/cra-je…
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The majority opinion is somehow even funner. lol I can't believe I was raised thinking we should respect judges
Chicken wings advertised as 'boneless' can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court rules - AP
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Kunitsu-Gami is so fun. Pikmin ass game. Overlord ass game. Game permanently trapped on PS3 that you can only play with an experimental emulator ass game.
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Incredible video of Peter Thiel sweating and flailing an Israel question on the use of an AI drone program Lavender targeting Palestinians nitter.gq/Witnesspublius/status/…
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This is absolutely dreadful, Humble Games are the publisher of some extremely fantastic indie games like Signalis, Unsighted, Prodeus, Ghost Song, Ikenfell, Unpacking, Void Bastards, and many many more, as well as a lot of upcoming titles. This is dreadful.
36 people were reportedly laid off at Humble Games this morning in what staff are calling a total closure of the publishing company. Devastating news — dozens of people lost their job, and the industry loses more resources.
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Replying to @GoodWillsmith
he might be forever 27 but time is unforgiving enough that his generation was hardwired for 5 daily hours of candy crush gameplay
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sorry but poorly executed Kurt Cobain A.I. deepfake with heavy accent livestreaming on TikTok & talking about how much he loves his iPhone in heaven is an extremely good bit. hats off 🫡
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In Cold Blood (2000) Developed by Revolution Software.
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Drew that one tweet
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It’s just crazy when you see a parody video, watch the original, and realize they didn’t go hard enough omg
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