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Fort Worth, TX
Joined October 2021
What? Win a football game televised on national TV against a ranked opponent?
If Marcus Freeman ever did this I would be ashamed.
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It is Thursday September 2nd 2027. Lincoln Riley is the head coach of your TCU Horned Frogs. The social team just dropped the first uniform combo on the season. The Spikes are back on the uniforms. Chills.
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Remember when Cody inserted himself in the TCU v Star telegram media access situation?
Replying to @BTRiker03
How about “for the sake of the program”, everybody @TexasTech stops talking and doing interviews on @DoubleT973? @robertgio, let’s discuss.
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Her: how drunk do you wanna get tonight? Me:
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Daniel Pullin has officially resigned as Chancellor of TCU. Thoughts ⬇️
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✌️
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Good day to be a Frog
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💀💀💀💀💀
A new era begins! We officially inaugurated Chancellor Daniel W. Pullin as TCU’s 11th Chancellor! Thank you to our Horned Frog community for joining us for this historic occasion.💜 #LeadOnTCU Read more: bit.ly/3LrHwsL
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We should just call it Old El Paso
BREAKING: President Trump is calling for New Mexico to be renamed New America, effective immediately.
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The kids are absolutely starving
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He’s coping so hard 😂😂😂
To all the TCU fans suddenly hanging out on my timeline, congratulations, toads. You won the game. I'll give you that. But I'd still rather be a Bear than a frog any day of the week and twice on Sunday (pun intended). Bless your little purple hearts. 💜 xoxo, BNT Sic 'em!
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Hahahaha so funny let’s make fun of rape by saying only scoring 6 points is worse
“Last nights performance was worse than the Baylor scandal” -Devin Chafin
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-FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- Gary Fatterson’s official statement on the loss to TCU tonight:
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Always good to win!
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AJ Ricker is a terrorist
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Good idea announcing the sale of banana ball right before the summer where every single American will have no real baseball to watch and will finally figure out how absolutely awful this shit is
The stage is set. The biggest announcements in Banana Ball history. Tonight we will announce the 2027 Banana Ball Tour Schedule and the future of Banana Ball. It all starts at 6:00 EST on ESPN2 and on Banana Ball YouTube. Where do you think Banana Ball go in 2027? #dreambig #fansfirst #bananaball #tour
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WE WON @savemuny prevails
The city of Austin has reached an agreement with the University of Texas to deed land to city and keep Lions Municipal Golf Course open forever.
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Surprising lack of Cactus people complaining about this. Oh wait they don’t travel more than 20 miles for games so this doesn’t affect them
Life hack: found a “blackout on the Brazos” deal for 30 dollar tickets this weekend. baylorbears.evenue.net/list/…
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What? Win a football game televised on national TV against a ranked opponent?
If Marcus Freeman ever did this I would be ashamed.
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