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NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.
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They haven’t endured the grind of an SEC schedule
americans in the southeast of the US have a 20 year shorter life expectancy than those elsewhere insane difference why?
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Her: “Turn off the game you’ve watched enough football today” The game:
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Susie from Alabama says if she wins the $2 billion power ball she’s going to use her first $70 million to pay Kalen DeBoer’s buyout. This is so great. God bless SEC football:
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Nearly 20% of week 1 starting QB’s are from Texas 🤠 #NFL #txhsfb
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Married and own a home by 30 years old in America 1950: 50% 1960: 52% 1970: 48% 1980: 45% 1990: 43% 2000: 35% 2010: 25% 2025: 12% Incredible
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This is the most American shit I've ever seen. This is Americana.
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Was there nobody on the PR side who was like maybe we shouldn’t go to one of the most corrupt gerrymandered states in the country?
I’m heading to Chicago right now to stop this rigged-redistricting process. We can’t allow Donald Trump and Greg Abbott to steal power from the people with these proposed congressional maps. We are continuing to hold the line, no matter what. #txlege
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There’s only one right answer. 😈 #GoBills | @ACFresh21
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Juuuust a bit outside
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Mike Rowe: “We’ve been telling kids for 15 years to learn to code.” “Well, AI is coming for the coders.” “It’s not coming for the welders, the plumbers, the steamfitters, the pipefitters, the HVAC, or the electricians.” “In Aspen, I sat and listened to Larry Fink say we need 500,000 electricians in the next couple of years—not hyperbole.” “The BlueForge Alliance, who oversees our maritime industrial base—that’s 15,000 individual companies who are collectively charged with building and delivering nuclear-powered subs to the Navy … calls and says, we’re having a hell of a time finding tradespeople. Can you help?” “I said, I don’t know, man … how many do you need? He says, 140,000.” “These are our submarines. Things go hypersonic, a little sideways with China, Taiwan, our aircraft carriers are no longer the point of the spear. They’re vulnerable.” “Our submarines matter, and these guys have a pinch point because they can’t find welders and electricians to get them built.” “The automotive industry needs 80,000 collision repair and technicians.” “Energy, I don’t even know what the number is, I hear 300,000, I hear 500,000.” “There is a clear and present freakout going on right now. I’ve heard from six governors in the last six months. I’ve heard from the heads of major companies.” @mikeroweworks
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most profound thing I’ve heard an athlete say in a long time and he just says it casually at an all-star game availability lol
"I'm not motivated. I'm disciplined. Motivation comes and goes." Francisco Lindor talks about his discipline over the course of the season:
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Looking at State Department documents, it appears the department went from 57,340 total employees in 2007 to 72,895 in 2015 to 80,214 in 2024. So it grew by nearly 23,000 employees before the 'devastating' cut of 1,300.
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Microsoft laid off 9x the amount of employees last month than the State Department just did today.
State Department employees seen carrying boxes and one with a shopping cart amid layoffs at the agency.
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Amen
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'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.'
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When people outside of Texas ask why we’re so loyal to a private company like @HEB…this is the reason. Every disaster we have, they beat the Red Cross there and do so much to help. Born and raised Texas right here!
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There are very few combinations of words in the English language that warrant ejecting a coach from an elimination game in the Men's College World Series finals. And yet Coastal Carolina's Kevin Schnall -- and first-base coach Matt Schilling -- just got run in the first inning.
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Same umpire that threw out Cannarella in the NCAA tourney last year. He was fired from MLB for being rabbit-eared and quick-triggered. And the NCAA puts him on their national championship game. An embarrassment to the sport.
You've got to be kidding me, Angel Campos. You're going to toss a coach in the first inning of a CWS Finals game? Grow up.
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After this game, the umpiring crew will be escorted off the field and never have to give any sort of explanation for running two coaches in the first inning of the CWS Finals. Meanwhile, Coastal’s head guy and top assistant are done for the remainder of the series. Brutal.
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