It’s not fair to pin the hopes of an entire club on an 18 year old but it’s pretty fucking embarrassing that Sean Steur is quite clearly better than any midfielder at the club by some distance, and equally as embarrassing that he can’t get in the team for Joelinton. Joke. #NUFC
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Hey @SkyFootball how about a co-commentator who didn’t play 180 times for one of the teams on the pitch? Where’s the balance? The bias from Hinchcliffe is insane, regardless of how poor we are tonight #NUFC
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What the fuck is that changing room.
From pressure cooker to green sanctuary! 🌿⚽️
To mark #StressAwarenessWeek, we’ve teamed up with Plants & Flowers Foundation Holland to completely transform our changing room with over 60 houseplants.
By bringing nature indoors, we’re helping our players find calm before stepping onto the pitch.
How will you be feeling the plant effect this winter? Let us know below! 👇
#FeelThePlantEffect #FGR #StressAwarenessWeek #Houseplants
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Bruno Guimarães was captaining his side against the likes of Barcelona last season, now he’s playing backup to Miles Lewis Skelly and missing penalties against Fleetwood Town 😢
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If Saka played for West Ham, he wouldn’t have a single England cap bloke is absolute fucking garbage
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A transformative summer transfer window which has seen the arrival of eight new faces at the club. 🙌
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Lot of midfield talent on view #TOTNEW some of it very expensive talent. Nico impressed on Toon debut. The best cost nothing, Lewis Miley. Home-grown, Newcastle fan, only 20. Calm and determined, great work-rate out of possession, an eye for a pass. Relished playing v Tonali.
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EXCLUSIVE🚨: Newcastle United captain Dan Burn returned to pre season training measuring almost 2 inches LESS than his previously recorded height.
The now 6’5” defender had initially tried to hide the loss of height with a new hairstyle, however he will now miss the start of the season while the club carries out a full investigation.
Huge blow for new manager Matthias Jaissle
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Ignore the weird narrative around Newcastle, I'm genuinely buzzing about this new squad for next season 👍
🚨 Newcastle United have an agreement in principle with Braga for goalkeeper Lukas Hornicek.
💰 Newcastle have agreed to activate his £25.7m (€30m) release clause, and are now discussing payment terms with the Portuguese club.
🇨🇿 The 24-year-old Czech has been given permission to travel for a medical, once the two clubs tie up the loose ends of a deal.
✍🏼 He will become their fifth signing of the summer, taking the spending to around £140m
🙃 #NUFC understandably cautious until they can get the deal over the line.






























