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"There's only two plays that they can't stop. That's the run and the pass."
Wade Phillips off the top 😭
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2 Timothy 3:16-17
All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the servant of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.
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Job market is already in absolute shambles and now you gotta compete with 60,000 Microsoft employees 😭
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg.
Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible.
This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags
(I should’ve checked the calendar)
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WHY DID YOUR
ELECTRONICS CHANGE
THEIR POWER BUTTON
TO THIS SYMBOL?
IS THIS CONCERNING?
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You can’t call Black people Coloreds anymore. This isn’t the 1950s, RJ.
/Sarcasm font.
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"I do this for the Lost kid lost in his note pad and THAT LOST KID WAS ME!"@the_rkitect #NoHands #ListenN0W
#MenaceMovement #CHH #Bars
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Melchizedek is why the tithing debate makes me suspicious.
Abraham gave before Moses, before the Law, before the Temple.
Yet Christians debate giving like tax attorneys hunting for a loophole.
Maybe the issue was never “Do I have to?”
Maybe it’s “Why am I so desperate not to?”
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I think about this image often.
Be present.
Your kids just want you.
Give them PRESENCE over PRESENTS.
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Жена сказала, что хочет "РЕОРГАНИЗОВАТЬ" мой ящик с бельем.
Но я разбираюсь в корпоративном лицемерии и понимаю, что это значит... МАССОВОЕ СОКРАЩЕНИЕ
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Reminds me of the classic Steven Wright joke:
"I was born by C-section. You can't really tell -- except when I leave my somewhere, I always go out the window."
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Replying to @TYFDisciple
Yeah it's the troublesome of "sin feels good"
Sin only feels good for a moment but then you are left with nothing but shame and regret
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Psalm 51:12
Restore to me the joy of your salvation and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me.
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The Holy Spirit never said “follow your heart.”
That was Disney.
And your heart is the problem.

























