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We are delighted to reveal Urinoflux as our new front of shirt main sponsor for the 2026/27 season. #SRFC

Our special Drugs Awareness & World Cup Month (Combined) month continues with NEW mascot Austin The Aubergine explaining about the dangers of drug abuse. Please show this to your children. If you don't have any, just show it to some random children. Together we can beat drugs.

During tomorrow's league game we will be partnering with the Campaign Against Social Media Abuse & Cyberbullying to raise awareness by playing with a special one-off match ball that features just two of the many insults we have received on social media. #LetsStopTheOnlineHate

We are delighted to reveal the special goalkeeper gloves our custodians will be wearing throughout the #Remembrance period, starting with tomorrow's game against Smeeth St. Mary. #LestWeForget #RemembranceSunday #Poppies #PoppyAppeal #BehindThemAlways #TwoMinuteSilence #SRFC

Our answer? Discounted futsal training sessions! #KidsDeserveBetter #SRFC

Just want to go on the record that we will fully back our manager @TaffGoose no matter what he says about women drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, children outside schools, al fresco dining areas on temporarily pedestrianised streets, cats, pigeons, e-scooters etc.

UPDATE: In light of the increasing tensions and likelihood of war with Iran we have pulled out of a deal to sign Wesley Bowler for the 25/26 season due to the similarity of his name to "Hezbollah". Streatham Rovers Football Club stands against terrorism in all its forms. #SRFC

The gaffa @TaffGoose took time out from keeping a watchful eye over the bouncy castles at our Community Fun Day last weekend to issue a rallying call ahead of next season 😤 #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #TurboMotivation #WhatAClubWhatAnEthos

At Saturday's game, our closest fixture to Remembrance Sunday, you will be able to buy both traditional red poppies and The European Poppy, which seeks to remember the efforts and sacrifices of ALL of Europe's veterans. You can also purchase them online: bit.ly/3YXtP9m

Here is a photo of the sandwich which was thrown towards our manager in the away dugout last night. You might think to yourself, well it's just a sandwich. What harm could it possibly do? Bread, bacon, lettuce, tomato. Who's going to be hurt by that? But what if it was a bomb?

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We have had a sneak peak of the gaffa's forthcoming book and it really is not just the best children's book I've ever read but one of the best books in general I've ever read. Imagine if James Herbert wrote children's books about football. THAT'S how good it is. #SRFC

The gaffa @TaffGoose's thoughts on Saturday's 1-1 draw with Smeeth St. Mary. #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #TurboMotivation #WhatAClubWhatAnEthos

EYES ON THE PRIZE! The gaffa @TaffGoose concentrates on an afternoon training session ahead of the start of the 2024/25 season, completely unfazed by a vile graffito that has appeared during the summer which we have reported to the police 💪💪💪💪💪 #SRFC #NeverStopNotGivingUp