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Here at Ken Paxton HQ, man in crowd yells “no!” as race called called for James Talarico. Then “Gloria” begins playing loudly on speakers.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Montenegro President: “Novak Djokovic is from Montenegro.”
Pope Leo XIV: “He’s Serbian.”
Montenegro President: “He also is very keen of Montenegro.”
Pope Leo XIV: “Okay.”
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‘LANTERNS’ Season 2 is officially in early development.
(Source: collider.com/lanterns-season…)
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#MNTwins broadcaster Cory Provus was talking about a Twins fan battling terminal cancer when Jake Burger launched one to center.
And then Provus hit us with:
“Swing and a drive by Castellanos…”
He followed it with the rest of the call, creating one of the most surreal home-run moments imaginable.
What timing.
#MNTwins | #MLB | #AllForTX
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Baseball savants: Today is the 118th anniversary of Fred Merkle’s alleged “boner.” The rest of you don’t give a shit.
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Sooner or later you people will realize the film became popular because the general audience saw it as a “yo this bitch crazy” movie, not the deep feminist tale yall were trying to force it to be
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Rebuilding it would have turned it into an office park again. You’d have have people responding to slack messages and eating sad little slop bowl meals at their desks atop a mass grave everyday. Let me be clear, turning ground zero into an office building where you have some “grindr for dogs” tier VC backed tech startup headquartered on the 57th floor WOULD be the most American thing to do. Luckily, more tasteful minds have prevailed.
Can I just say… I despise this. Just two open wounds in downtown Manhattan that we failed to rebuild.
We could’ve built a beautiful 9/11 memorial and still built back the twin towers bigger and better than before. Instead we have these gaping holes, a monument to the weakness and incompetence of the people running NYC.
Honor the victims and REBUILD.
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I’ve been alive since the 1980s. Which by the way was a wild time. I’ve never seen this much rain in August. It’s felt like April all month. The year I had my penis surgery. It was in August. I couldn’t really go outside. And it was 85 and sunny every day. This blows.
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Replying to @infinite_jaz
- This offends you as a jewish person?
- No, it offends me as a comedian!
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It’s time for MLB to institute a salary cap and floor. The current system is ridiculous and ruining baseball.
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Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu met in his office with the Ambassador of Argentina to Israel, Rabbi Shimon Axel Wahnish, and wished great success to the Argentine national team in the World Cup final taking place tomorrow.
Ambassador Wahnish presented the Prime Minister with an audio greeting from the President of Argentina, Javier Milei: "You are my friend, always supporting us. I was happy to hear that you are rooting for Argentina because of me."
Prime Minister Netanyahu replied to President Milei: "Javier, you are a friend. A true friend. You are a great friend, we support you, we support Argentina in so many ways, including tomorrow. Good luck!"
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No shade to Dua Lipa but being impressed by “banned books” is one of the strongest signs of functional cultural illiteracy
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Genuinely funny that every Knicks fan that has been watching these playoffs thought “okay they cut it to 15 we might have something here” at 0.5% win probability


































