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Condoms are for preventing infections and pregnancy, but some use them to bang coochies with unpleasant odour. Bro, have some dignity and send her home. You can’t tell me you’ll genuinely enjoy that kind of sex. Clean, fresh-smelling coochie should be the standard then condom next
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Vishal Pandey
@VP_code_n_lift1h
What does a version Upgrade mean to you for your app? For me, this πŸ‘‡
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Vishal Pandey
@VP_code_n_lift1h
Cleanup is necessary from time to time. When you did the cleanup of your app, last time?
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Monarch SZN@MonarchSzn17m
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πŸ€– Made with AI
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Dad: I have sent your monthly allowance, spend it wisely……. SportyBet:
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Zulfiqar Rajpoot@Zulfiqar72741h
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Mayor Lee@MayorLee03Oct 27
πŸš¨πŸ”΄ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Manchester United have decided to CONTINUE with Michael Carrick as head coach! πŸ‘€πŸ”₯ Despite the recent struggles, the Red Devils are sticking with Carrick for now. 😳 #MUFC
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Mayor Lee@MayorLee0322h
🚨😳 π—šπ—’π—”π—Ÿ! FLEETWOOD TOWN STRIKE FIRST! ⚽πŸ”₯ πŸ”΄ Fleetwood Town 1-0 Arsenal βšͺ ⏱️ 21' β€” Aaron Loupalo-Bi ARSENAL ARE ALREADY BEHIND! πŸ˜­πŸ’€ Can the Gunners turn this around? πŸ‘€πŸ”₯ #FLEARS #CarabaoCup
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Mayor Lee@MayorLee0321h
πŸ˜† Kane celebrated winning the Ballon d’Or in some 3x3-metre basement where drinks were served by little people
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Lord, let today's efforts yield today's rewards. Amen. Good morning β˜€οΈπŸ˜ƒ
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πŸš¨πŸ† BREAKING: Chelsea recognized at the Ballon d'Or gala as winners of every major international club trophy. #BallonDorΒ  #Chelsea
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Adeyemi πŸ—½@Omo_ade_e5h
Una don notice say elders no dey advice person again...wetin dey sup now dem never experienceam before πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ’”
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An educated man with 1k is better than an illiterate with 500M. If they don't kill one of the motivations speakers others will not learn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£
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Adeyemi πŸ—½@Omo_ade_e8h
to us wey don guide, happy wednesday. Today will be more fruitful. πŸ‘πŸ« 
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Adeyemi πŸ—½@Omo_ade_e6h
Be mindful of how you speak about those who disappoint you. You can acknowledge the hurt, protect your peace, and keep your distance without reducing someone to their worst mistake. Even when others fall short, let your character remain intact. πŸŒΏπŸ•ŠοΈ
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Adeyemi πŸ—½@Omo_ade_e3h
mom: call tolu for me me: she’s gisting outside mom: ok, oya go & wash the dishes me: toooooluuuuuuuuuuuuuπŸ—£οΈ
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Adeyemi πŸ—½@Omo_ade_e23h
Anytime I see the word FRAGMENT, I dey pity the G because e dey in the middle of "fra" and "ment"
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Observe, but don't absorb. Love, but don't depend. Want, but don't need to. Feel, but don't dwell. Give, but don't expect. Speak, but don't hurt.✌️
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