Stock market options swing trader since 2001. Author/wordsmith. Veteran. Entrepreneur. Misanthrope.

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Joined June 2018
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How the Waffle House ordering system works, even without power
I love when a business finds an efficiency that seems crazy. Like Waffle House arranging condiments on the plate instead of using a POS for orders. Then their cooks turn out 4 meals in 3 minutes. What else is like this?
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“A Trump representative allegedly invited Keul upstairs to meet with him. According to the report, Keul believed the meeting could help advance her career and education. Once inside a suite, Trump allegedly grabbed her from behind and raped her, tearing her dress and causing bleeding and bruising on multiple parts of her body. Keul described the alleged assault as ‘brutal.’”
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The good news, he won’t be in any position to return the favor for Trump when it’s his turn the flee the country to escape prison.
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When politicians convince you that a tiny minority is a greater threat than poverty, homelessness, and unaffordable healthcare, you’re not witnessing leadership. You’re witnessing manipulation.
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“If you cut taxes for the rich, they’ll create jobs.”🤡
Microsoft just made $133.7 BILLION in net income last year. Today they announced they are getting rid of 60,000 workers. Fuck these companies man.
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OUCH. That’s gonna leave a mark! 🤣
It was actually our 250th anniversary. Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
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JUST FILED: Judge demands answers about Trump’s rambling social media post about golf course youtu.be/JJiEcHGABcQ
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I wouldn’t be surprised if the election is weaker than expected because they try some bullshit like intimidate voters at the polls last second. These failures are desperate because they know in a fair election they are cooked. Keep an unbroken resolve. Ignore the bullshit. Vote
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This act of patriotism is now legendary. He waited for the perfect lull -- then let it fly: "Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!"
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fox realizes trump is socialist in real time
Moynihan: Democratic policies that are more socialist— Mockler: Wait, which president is seizing stakes in companies? Donald Trump.
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Me: I need to cancel my AT&T service. AT&T: May I ask why? Me: I’m moving. AT&T: Where are you moving to? Me: Somewhere else. Why do you need to know? AT&T: It’s required for documentation purposes. It’s part of our cancellation process. Me: Well, it’s not part of MY process. I’m asking you to cancel my service, not help me move. AT&T: I’ll need your new address to proceed. Me: You know what? Forget I said I was moving. I’m not moving anywhere. I simply want to cancel my service. AT&T: Can you provide a reason for cancellation? Me: Absolutely. Please document that AT&T is nosy, intrusive, unnecessarily complicated, and apparently believes canceling a service requires surrendering my future whereabouts. AT&T: … Me: … AT&T: Okay, your service will be cancelled. Me: So you CAN cancel it without knowing where I’m going? AT&T: … WHY DO COMPANIES MAKE IT SO DIFFICULT TO STOP PAYING THEM? 😭 Sometimes you just want to cancel a service without being interrogated like you’re applying for witness protection. I don’t owe a company my life story just because I no longer want to be its customer. 😂
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‘Jack-o’-lantern’ originally referred to a man with a lantern or to a night watchman. In 17th-century Britain, people often called men whose names they didn't know by a common name like ‘Jack.’ unknown man carrying a lantern = ‘Jack with the lantern’ / ‘Jack of the lantern’ 🧵⬇️
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And the morons clap like good sheep that they are
Trump: When will the war in Iran end? Whenever I want it to end
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NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's bank account jumped from under $50,000 to over $1 million. His filing doesn't explain where the money came from.
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this FAFO is especially delicious
She got what she voted for.... Meet die-hard MAGAt and three-time Trump supporter Sandra Hafraoui, an administrative professional who spent years enthusiastically voting for aggressive mass deportations, completely confident her own front door was bulletproof. Her politics were beautifully simple: robust border walls, uncompromising immigration enforcement, and absolute faith that the MAGA machine would strictly target "the worst of the worst" while bypassing her comfortable American life. That blind faith shattered on August 11 at Newark Liberty International Airport when ICE agents intercepted her Moroccan-born husband, Abdellatif, as the couple tried to board a flight for a Florida vacation. It turns out the federal immigration apparatus doesn't pause to check your spouse's voting record before enforcing an in absentia deportation order left behind by a fraudulent lawyer who was federally sentenced back in 2013 for scamming clients. The exact system Sandra cheered on treated her husband precisely like the people she voted to expel. He was shipped across facilities from New Jersey to Arizona, subjected to sleep deprivation, and thrown into solitary confinement for 10 days for refusing a forced flight, leaving Sandra to scramble for a $15,000 bond until his eventual release on November 26 after 108 days of state-sponsored trauma. The staggering hypocrisy is a masterclass in political myopia. Sandra openly admitted she supported these brutal policies under the assumption they would only happen to other families, only discovering the cruelty of the system once it directly ruined her life and drained her bank account.
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She got what she voted for.... Meet die-hard MAGAt and three-time Trump supporter Sandra Hafraoui, an administrative professional who spent years enthusiastically voting for aggressive mass deportations, completely confident her own front door was bulletproof. Her politics were beautifully simple: robust border walls, uncompromising immigration enforcement, and absolute faith that the MAGA machine would strictly target "the worst of the worst" while bypassing her comfortable American life. That blind faith shattered on August 11 at Newark Liberty International Airport when ICE agents intercepted her Moroccan-born husband, Abdellatif, as the couple tried to board a flight for a Florida vacation. It turns out the federal immigration apparatus doesn't pause to check your spouse's voting record before enforcing an in absentia deportation order left behind by a fraudulent lawyer who was federally sentenced back in 2013 for scamming clients. The exact system Sandra cheered on treated her husband precisely like the people she voted to expel. He was shipped across facilities from New Jersey to Arizona, subjected to sleep deprivation, and thrown into solitary confinement for 10 days for refusing a forced flight, leaving Sandra to scramble for a $15,000 bond until his eventual release on November 26 after 108 days of state-sponsored trauma. The staggering hypocrisy is a masterclass in political myopia. Sandra openly admitted she supported these brutal policies under the assumption they would only happen to other families, only discovering the cruelty of the system once it directly ruined her life and drained her bank account.
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I am sharing this, but I can never watch videos like these. I already know they are too painful for me to watch
Jordan Klepper Exposing MAGA’s Communist Cluelessness This is what 75 years of Red Scare propaganda does to a country.
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The profound stupidity of Trump supporters is fucking breathtaking. Watch these red-hatted cousin-fuckers try to answer one simple question: “What is communism.” 😂 🤡 (Jordan Klepper, @TheDailyShow)
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