Computer genius & oddball. Not really a hunter & definitely a nephilim. Currently dragging @WillWork4Pie out of the life. | #OC | #SPN | #SVRomance |
In @WillWork4Pie's bed
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"Inquiring minds want to know." nitter.gq/theweirdworld/status/8…
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Alex sighed, plopping down on the couch with a yawn. It was still too early to sleep, even though the kids were in bed. @WillWork4Pie
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Please go into your garden and recite exorcisms in Latin at the snails.
Immediately. nitter.gq/theweirdworld/status/8…
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. nitter.gq/WillWork4Pie/status/86…
My best line: I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get. nitter.gq/TemplarBitch/status/86…
Is it bad that I want to spout cheesy pickup lines at @WillWork4Pie until he can't take me seriously anymore?
"I can't even begin to explain to people how much is wrong with this line if they don't already know you..." nitter.gq/SwordsAndSnark/status/…
"I'd contribute to the #AwkwardSuperheroOneLiners hashtag, but you wouldn't believe how smooth I am."
"Gah, that is way too needy…" Alex said with a disapproving frown. nitter.gq/imogenethevq/status/86…
Technically they usually are dead or they're demons, but fair point. nitter.gq/theweirdworld/status/8…
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Sage advice. Highly recommended. nitter.gq/ghostganker/status/866…
People who dig up dead bodies for nefarious purposes? The word necrophilia exists because it's a thing that happens. nitter.gq/WillWork4Pie/status/86…
We'll be dead, shaking the sheets somewhere in Heaven. Who cares? nitter.gq/TemplarBitch/status/86…
I do, but that's for ~me~ to know and no one else to find out... nitter.gq/WillWork4Pie/status/86…
If I just wanted to talk bullshit, I would say those were alternative facts from the fake media. nitter.gq/WillWork4Pie/status/86…
I thought yours would be: "I married him for his tyrannosaurus dick" with an arrow pointing to my tombstone. Wishful thinking? nitter.gq/TemplarBitch/status/86…
I always figured that "She knew better' would be on my tombstone. Because really, I probably should. nitter.gq/WillWork4Pie/status/86…
The only person that should have #Batnipples is me. It needs it be on my tombstone: Here lies Dean Winchester and his perky nipples. nitter.gq/TemplarBitch/status/86…
So that it would sell well in the fetish community? #Batman #Batnipples nitter.gq/WillWork4Pie/status/86…
You're a /very/ good husband. nitter.gq/WillWork4Pie/status/86…
Like… what kinds of things? nitter.gq/multiversesnews/status…
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