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Atlanta, GA
Joined August 2012
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John Crumpler retweeted
Every fan on here vulture-circling the Colts like they're the 1-6 team in your fantasy league is sad, but also excellent. "What if we traded for Josh Downs AND Jonathan Taylor?" Ya know what. Yes. Dream big.
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Will Anderson saying "I feel like we have to be perfect" in regards to the defensive scheme working. Part of me thinks that's a subtle shot at Demeco
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Houston traded for Marvin Harrison Jr., got Tank Dell back healthy, have Jaylin Noel breaking out, and still have Nico Collins. So naturally they are scheming plays for Xavier Hutchinson on the game deciding drive.
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Giants RBs in Week 7: Cam Skattebo: 17-124-1 Devin Singletary: 5-41-1 Tyrone Tracy Jr.: 6-15-1
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losing a game where you’re -10.5 point favorites to put the nail in the coffin of the season lol i would fire the head coach
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Until further notice, this 2026 #Texans defense is an all time level disappointment in team history.
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John Crumpler retweeted
Love it when respected beat writers can say what they really think because they don't have to play the access game anymore
The Texans have played like they couldn’t care less about this game. DeMeco Ryans did not have his undisciplined, uninspired, unproductive team ready to play the Giants.
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It happens in baseball quite a bit, but I'm trying to think of the last time I saw a Texan or Rocket who has fallen off from one season to the next harder than Kamari Lassiter. He was an absolute monster last year and this year he gets picked on successfully almost every game.
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Not only does Wake Forest OC Rob Ezell have the Demon Deacons flying, he might also have the best Nick Saban impression of all time 🤣
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Texans RPOs from the past couple of weeks.
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Let Stroud cook
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NEW: Wake Forest and Jake Dickert are 6-1, and he tells @PeteNakos that financial limitations are no excuse: "The new revenue share has given all coaches excuses. And if it doesn’t work, (you hear), ‘It’s not me. It’s not something I did. It’s not my —’ I just don’t believe them. I don’t believe in that. We know what we have. We’ve got to leverage every cent and resource that we possibly can, and there’s going to be a tremendous amount of sacrifice by everybody. Period." Story: on3.com/news/how-jake-dicker…
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John Crumpler retweeted
C.J. Stroud has been one of the NFL's best stories this season. He's completed 65.3% of his passes for 1,714 yards, 9 TDs and just 1 INT, with a 100.9 passer rating. Credit to #Texans OC Nick Caley, who has been pulling all the right levers and has dialed up a scheme that has Stroud playing fast, confident and in total command. A likely HC candidate in the offseason.
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🎃 'Tis the Season 👻
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John Crumpler retweeted
If Dr. Jesse isn't around to do this, it's on me to ask the tough questions like: Is Mike Evans vaxxed???
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BREAKING NEWS: Coach DeMeco Ryans lets reporters know WR Tank Dell will be back against the New York Giants
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John Crumpler retweeted
The committee could very well have to evaluate an 11-1 Wake Forest team that absolutely passes the eye test but doesn’t have a ranked win. Good luck with that!
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Marvin Harrison Jr. ran 9 routes & was targeted 4 times his first game with HOU. His 3.78 YPRR was the 2nd-highest total in any game of his career. 📈📈📈
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This was one of Caley’s best play calls in his Texans career. Gotta give props
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