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“It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name. This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. That number is 666.” (Revelation 13:16–18)
Whoever designed bras/swimsuits to have the removable padding in them was prob a guy. They suck. I don’t need the extra padding.
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Intravenously injecting this video thrice weekly. You could throw 150million dollars at some of the world’s top-tier comedians and the end product would be half as funny as this.
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Thank you, @60Minutes, for letting Americans know @Uber hires illegal aliens to drive its passengers.
@DHSgov should investigate this and hold Uber accountable!!
A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him.
Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r
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Im so sorry for the loss of the scientists in that car crash next week🕊️
