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Zach of all trades, master of none

Fort Worth, TX
Joined February 2023
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Womp Womp
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Good bye Captain Picard. What a legend
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Every single 2 loss team in the AP top 25 is an SEC team. The conference of hypothetical wins and quality losses The SEC is the most protected and coddled conference in the nation This is getting absurd Also, BYU should be #1. Miami had to take FSU into double OT
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Texas Tech; 5-0 Poll voters most mad
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Me every time I watch a Texas Tech game
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Replying to @TheBabylonBee
New coach at Michigan. Time Travel Coordinator
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Not only did Michigan cook the clock, but let's not forget this conveniently missed "running into the kicker" call at a very critical moment of the game
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England fans at the Rodeo in Stockyards ..
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Replying to @ClayTravis
On pride month no less. I think all us other college football fans kinda already knew
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REMINDER: Illegal immigrants are parasites. YES: They pay taxes. But they use more social welfare than is paid in taxes. DRAIN: The average fiscal drain is $68,000 per illegal immigrant. budget.house.gov/download/th…
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Evil is not able to create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good.
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You could have paid me to tank this movie and I wouldn’t have thought of this.
THE ODYSSEY by Christopher Nolan to have Lupita Nyong’o playing Helen of Troy and Elliot Page playing Achilles. Source: ign.com/articles/the-odyssey…
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LIVE: Watch as the unpiloted Progress 95 resupply spacecraft docks to the @Space_Station after a successful liftoff on April 25. Docking is set for 8pm ET (0000 UTC April 28). nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1AxRnadpQ…
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🚨BREAKING🚨: 🇺🇸 USA renames Strait of Hormuz to Strait of America
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