
Jesus. Amateur historian, professional smart aleck, and noted raconteur. I beat Stan Hansen for the AWA World title. @GroveCtyCollege IG & VERO: BEMtography
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A reminder to the world that I tolerate no Ric Flair slander. All offenders get a @RicFlairNatrBoy gif.
No exceptions.
Kinda like @jarvis_best
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"We thought he voted by mail, but I guess he wanted to show up in person again. Nobody really noticed him."
I had a dream that I did a meet and greet with @ImChelseaGreen at a grocery store.
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BREAKING NEWS!
Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley.
Now they're hoping to make buses & trains that run on thyme!
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Always think it’s amusing that people get so butt hurt over political takes that they unfollow or block.
At the end of the day none of these politicians give AF about you.
And to think I was fired up over numpties who don’t/ won’t understand F = ma.
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Looks like this week the experts have chosen to be aviation experts. We should all listen to the person who was a law expert last week explain to us why there is no debris from the jet crash.
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I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.
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Your 2026 Rawlings Gold Glove Award Winner - AL Pitcher - Tanner Bibee
#RawlingsGoldGloveAwards
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Keep sympathizing they don’t like you
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Bible Scholars Believe Noah Made Over 977 Trips To Home Depot During Ark Construction buff.ly/cRc4qwr
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A jet has crashed, at least 9 people are dead and their bodies aren’t even cold. Yet we have ghouls out here using it to spread conspiracy theories and engagement farm for attention.
I’m glad I’m closer to death than birth.























